Matthew Kidson

A Phase You're Going Through

[Matthew Kidson @yeoldegymsock]

@BenKissel Where you drinking at before the Phoenix show tonight? I'll buy you one and show you my Hail Yourself tattoo.

[Matthew Kidson @yeoldegymsock]

@soulsbornepod Hey man...was talking to my wife about you. Miss you. Hope you're doing well and life is treating you right. Enjoy a turf & turf.

[Matthew Kidson @yeoldegymsock]

@Converse really disappointed that your SITE WIDE black Friday promotion isn't site wide at all. And your chat rep did nothing but copy and paste the terms and conditions and then told me to have a nice day. You should want to be better for your customer.

[Matthew Kidson @yeoldegymsock]

The best part of having a big win in my life is getting to call my grandmother and share the news with her as a reminder that she didn't waste the time when I was younger and I did listen every once in a while. I love that woman all the way.

[Matthew Kidson @yeoldegymsock]

Always a David. Never a Goliath.

Bring on this interview...

[Matthew Kidson @yeoldegymsock]

This is either going to be one of the worst weeks of my life or one of the most hopeful.

[Matthew Kidson @yeoldegymsock]

Normalize not steering every conversation towards problems with your shitty boyfriend. I get that I'm good at listening and giving advice. I have to imagine sometimes even @VancityReynolds doesn't want to talk about Deadpool.

[Matthew Kidson @yeoldegymsock]

I'm just...angry...at everything. All the time. I don't like it.

[Matthew Kidson @yeoldegymsock]

@LPontheleft @HenryLovesYou @BenKissel @marcusparks

[Gabe Gurwin @GamingAngelGabe]

Get Eric Andre to replace Ellen, keep show format the same. Also don't change the name

[Matthew Kidson @yeoldegymsock]

@HenryLovesYou Dude catching up on @LPontheleft and your Kallinger impression reminds me of Tony Clifton and now I'm picturing Tony with a shoe in one hand and secretly holding a knife in the other. Im dying. 🤘🤘 #HailSatan

[Matthew Kidson @yeoldegymsock]

Not been my experience. 🤷‍♂️

[Matthew Kidson @yeoldegymsock]

Two panic attacks in a week at work is a personal record tie.
Today my future is at stake, particularly considering recent living developments. Ready for some good juju. 🤞🤞

[Matthew Kidson @yeoldegymsock]

Hope is such a bitch. I have a type. I need this deal to work out. 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞 #NothingGoesRight

[Matthew Kidson @yeoldegymsock]

Nothing seems to change. The bad times stay the same. And i can't run.

[Matthew Kidson @yeoldegymsock]

Just my groomsmen and I throwing a football short distances while wearing suits on my wedding day back in February. A tribute to one of our favorite movies @TheRoom @gregsestero @TommyWiseau

[Matthew Kidson @yeoldegymsock]

My current favorite drinking game is taking a swig whenever someone tells me they can't see me because they've been exposed to COVID and then are tagged in pictures hanging out with friends within 36 hours.

[Matthew Kidson @yeoldegymsock]

@BenKissel @HenryLovesYou @marcusparks @LPontheleft Had a sticker made for the back of my phone case. Sail Satan!!! 🤘🤘

[Matthew Kidson @yeoldegymsock]

@foodwishes It is the berry fool. And delicious.

[Matthew Kidson @yeoldegymsock]

Thank you, @foodwishes They were a HUGE hit. Absolutely delicious.

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

Told ya'll he exaggerates about the size of things.