zoey 🌙

casual yet luxurious

[Blake Baker @blakebaker50]

There is no worse behaved dog in the world than your 27 year old friends dog that he got with his girlfriend when they moved in together

[thena 🍓| estudando 👩🏽‍💻 @thenaestudos]

"pq todo dia eu to tendo tanta palpitação no peito?? será que preciso aumentar a dose do meu remédio de ansiedade?"

eu todo dia de manhã:

[kar @bustitopen420]

the air quality sucks, the food gives you explosive diarrhea, we have no public transport, medical care is unaffordable, they’re tearing down forests to build AI data centers and I still have to clock in for work

[𓅓 @ufw_Anomaly]

Fortunately, I do give up on people. You can’t continuously drain me, disappoint me and disrespect me while still expecting access to me

[jamei 🪴 🌱 @hellooojay]

Especially at work

[daz @MetamateDaz]

The longer you work a job, the more you see how the people at the top making the big decisions barely understand how anything actually works.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

gas $4 , taxes due , we at war , you ugly , i'm just not in the mood

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Leaving a toxic workplace is a weird feeling… like you’re relieved you’ve finally left, but also annoyed that a perfectly good job has been unnecessarily ruined by a few people creating a horrible work culture.

[StayDownTre @longlivejrock]

me knowing you hate your life is enough revenge for me

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Hate on her all you want, but animals are drawn to her, kids gravitate to her, strangers confide in her, people feel safe around her, and there’s a reason for it all, energy never lies.

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

ever since i was a little kid i knew i would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

normalize doing nothing for Christmas if you don’t want to

[parks @parkersity_9]

Fake laughing at work is exhausting af, just leave me alone bro 😭

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

this is sh*t my coworkers do and expect me to laugh

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Charlize Theron says Uma Thurman should’ve won an Oscar for Kill Bill (2003).

She added, “Men get a lot of credit for these movies. What she did was unbelievable.”

[zoey 🌙 @yeozck]

Genuinely how do people meal prep for the whole week and actually eat all of it. After 2-3 times of the same meal I absolutely cannot go on

[kendall @internetfairie]

stop bothering me or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but I can tell you are not yet aware of

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“he has children” you evil fucks don’t care when the victims ARE children

[౨ৎ @novaicedlatte]

there's a weird kind of grief that comes with late august and i cant explain it