I swear when I high as shit my bladder gets bigger. Cuase fuck I ain’t even know I could hold this much. Got me fucked up. Pee nation over here. Belt won’t go back on
My Honduran grandfather Ito half awake in a hospital bed speaking in Spanish.
Ito: Who’s playing on the tv
My dad: it’s Mexico vs Honduras
Ito: Mexicans are pieces of shit (direct translation is the word for the residue left behind by slugs)
Ito: *falls asleep*
My Honduran grandfather Ito half awake in a hospital bed speaking in Spanish.
Ito: Who’s playing on the tv
My dad: it’s Mexico vs Honduras
Ito: Mexicans are pieces of shit (direct translation is the word for the residue left behind by slugs)
Ito: *falls asleep*