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elliott | they/them | writer, eventually | talk to me about rocks

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[one (1) singular sensation @yerbrelvy]

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？

#ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

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[one (1) singular sensation @yerbrelvy]

man this new bluey x cotton on collab has some real bangers @RayNarvaezJr

[one (1) singular sensation @yerbrelvy]

white liberals will quote hamilton lyrics at you about fighting for freedom and then turn around and vote against banning slavery

[one (1) singular sensation @yerbrelvy]

@DecayToDeath you can (not) flip texas

[one (1) singular sensation @yerbrelvy]

reclaim what you want, cope with humor all you want, but notice how in the wake of all those "is he restarted" memes people are now way more comfortable throwing around the r slur publicly. don't let this shit be as normalized as it was back in 2012, im so tired of it

[Corvzel @corvzel]

He Walk (RTX On)

#Pokemon #Furret

[one (1) singular sensation @yerbrelvy]

@FlygonHG @tjyodaberg gazing at my wife with the tenderness of a perfectly cooked fish filet 🙏🏻

[one (1) singular sensation @yerbrelvy]

@devinator_alt no judgment here brother i have all the achievements from back in college 🫡

[Kes Decay @KesDecay]

Perfect Bluey. Comfort colors. Orders open til 9/22. Kes Decay will never die.
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[one (1) singular sensation @yerbrelvy]

@devinator26 @nooksneedlesco aw man if it wasnt 110 degrees here id enter too LOL

[one (1) singular sensation @yerbrelvy]

gonna start saying mahou the same way wario says waho

[one (1) singular sensation @yerbrelvy]

@llunaecy it means politicians and other public figures don't have to make up shit like "it was the intern" or "i got hacked" bc they got caught liking unsavory posts

[one (1) singular sensation @yerbrelvy]

fuck your natal chart i wanna know if your big cosplay project in 2015 was your favorite character as a bunny girl, as boba fett, as a sailor scout, or as huttslayer leia

[one (1) singular sensation @yerbrelvy]

@devinator26 that's why we have the questioning flag :) youll find yourself buddy i promise

[one (1) singular sensation @yerbrelvy]

i cant fucking take it anymore *hits you with my beam* *hits you with my beam* *hits you with my beam* *hits you with my beam* *hits you with my beam* *hits you with my beam* *h

[one (1) singular sensation @yerbrelvy]

doctor from the pagliacci joke: human transmutation, huh? you should go see the elric brothers, i hear theyve been researching that too

[one (1) singular sensation @yerbrelvy]

isopropyl alcohol mostly doesnt conduct electricity but im asking you to suspend your disbelief here

[one (1) singular sensation @yerbrelvy]

dying by electrocution while swimming in a pool of isopropyl alcohol call that antiseptic shock