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@DonaldTrump, please understand we are afraid for our lives right now. Please work with us. You are the president of a country we all share

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Get loose or go home. #itsbritneybyotch

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If only lady Macbeth knew the "sing happy birthday twice" trick

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Good luck to you and the recession. #StayLoose

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Please, Poetry, become a lucid being.

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Hey, Allen Ginsberg called, he said, "you're gay."

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Spreading out a napkin with a prayer in it for Joel Cione. #cionespeedyoujungman

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#bringbackpresspound

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We were working on credit and Quaaludes.

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#ilovethissong

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Listening to Jethro Tull, acting like #downtownabbey #greattastelessfilling #hollisticliving

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I did 57 online quality assurance reviews to afford this off-brand sparkling mineral water #fuckmylife

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Is it just me or is @gracepotter just a lava lamp trying to look like @Busyphilipps25

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Is it just me , or are people acting like @Adele invented the word 'hello' ... #latin #greek #Africa

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Ain't never been to dancing school but I went to a discotheque in Costa Rica once.

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Have you ever been to Ponderosa Steakhouse on a Saturday night? Have you gotten a Martini at Applebee's in the mall? #strongest_human

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Is it just me or does @khloekardashian look like the girl from the Exorcist trying to be @britneyspears ?

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#CNBCGOPDebate play drake's new song over Trump's gesticulation

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If you're going to support one side of politic struggle, you buy into every word

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@richparents let's divest in dub step