Jen🐻

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

she not a girl, its miss toler

[misa! @misak1nz]

when you realize you’re starting to check to see if they texted back

[Vivian🎀💕 @exoticvivi]

The worst part of starting a new relationship Is having to retell all your classic stories like you're on a press tour.

[steven‏ @fortinary]

derrubei coca ZERO no chão e deu formiga

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

she probably think they the same age

[Miss Teddy 🌸❤️ @Miss_Teddy0]

Sexting is weird,I be sending tiddies,as$ nd c0ochie but he only sends his d!ck,,ngga where the a$s at??

[morena odonto 🍎 @maedinae_]

a paciente desmarcou o horário comigo (dentista) pq está com muita dor de dente

[ًWave Checkers @wavecheckers]

Usher pulled up to Madame Tussauds in Las Vegas to see his wax figure in person 🕺🏾

[Favy🤎🩶 @Favourrrrr5]

one day you'll run into a guy you aren't attracted to, but he treats you right from the start and you'll force yourself to give him a chance, it's very important that you ignore him

[A.A. @pashadelics]

Old school fat. You don’t get politicians built like this anymore. Rotund and ready to deal.

[HartTheLoverBoy💗 💗 @HartDaLover]

Boyfriend gave me the keys to the apartment he got for us, I hugged him, then looked over and it was 4:44

[INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1]

POV: your wedding tent steals the spotlight

[Nicolas is a cowboy @niggaolas]

you can breathe mama

[the culture | magazine @galactamelanin]

exactly this

[zae @itszaeok]

when they fall in lov- [GUNSHOT]

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this is prolly what crack feels like

[𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠 @Nomagugu_xo]

Someone said: You really can’t scare off a guy who’s genuinely into you, you could literally throw a rock at him and he’d still be like, “damn, she must’ve had a rough day."

[SlimeKrewDaily @SlimeKrewTM]

was gonna buy this girl mcdonalds but spotify premium had me beat by 3 minutes

[SG @vanireads]

He got stomped by a horse, you nursed him back to health only for him to leave you stranded at a gas station in the middle of the country, wow Clarke was living a Tyler Perry original ✌🏾

[𝓡🐉 @lilrichiebitch]

u really can’t teach this kind of consideration. like this genuinely is the most romantic thing ever