𝒴𝑒𝓇𝒫𝒶𝓁𝑅💞𝒷

those flashing red lights and sirens alert you to the fact that everything is okay
he/him

[𝒴𝑒𝓇𝒫𝒶𝓁𝑅💞𝒷 @yerpalrob]

If you don't want to hear me cuss at a 'proud boy' who successfully interfered with an investigation, lied under oath, witness tampered, and was scrubbed clean of those felonies don't watch

[Five Times August @FiveTimesAugust]

- Wouldn’t place his hand on the Bible but you looked past it.
- Claims he’s not “heaven bound” and there’s “nothing he could do” to get into Heaven and you looked past it.
- Plasters his name on anything he can like a false idol would and you looked past it.
- Places literal golden idols of himself in presidential library building concepts and you looked past it.
- Shares memes of himself dressed as Jesus healing people and still, you choose to look past it.

🤷‍♂️ if it were anyone else you’d be asking questions… if you’re not at this point it might be time to consider you’ve replaced God with Trump.

“They worshiped their idols, which became a snare to them.” — Psalms 106:36

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

She’s not even a door dash driver, she’s a paid actor for Trump’s Propaganda machine.

[Conservative @Conservative2TX]

It's is almost like they do not know the internet is forver She is a PLANT, NOT a door dash lady from DC

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

I’m confused…Didn’t her husband…The President of the United States…say that the Epstein Files were a hoax and we should all move on?

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Thank you Peter Thiel coordinated media campaign. Very cool

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

“Well, the alternative was letting trans women compete in swim meets.”

— last thought of a MAGA before they are atomized by nuclear fire

[Amity @amitylee13]

Tax Day is coming up in just over a week. 😕

Remember that time Trump was going to replace income tax with tariffs, but now we have income tax AND higher prices due to tariffs?

Good times.

[Cormac 🇵🇸 @yungpapist]

Imagine if Obama said praise be to allah on Easter lmao

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

While the topic is mundane, this is also so incredibly far outside the scope of Presidential authority that it’s insane.

In what world does he think the President gets to set rules for college sports?

[Dem Saints @LDS_Dems]

Fun Fact: The Justice Department does not in fact get to decide what is or is not Constitutional.

We have a whole branch of government for that.

[Bimble the Wizard @BimbleWizard]

Okay jokes aside why the fuck would I help a corporation that doesnt believe water is a human right locate their stolen candy bars? Fuck you nestle

[BreakThrough News @BTnewsroom]

Rubio: Imagine if Iran funded the well-being of its people, rather than its military

Trump, two days later: We can’t fund daycare or Medicaid, we need more money for our military

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

Reports now that Hegseth oversold the war to Trump and underestimated Iran's willingness to fight back.

It's almost as if he's unqualified for his job. Too bad the Senate didn't have confirmation hearings; those would have proven his manifest unsuitability to lead the Pentagon.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

On this day in 2016, Donald Trump famously promised to have the national debt completely paid off in eight years. Instead, during his administrations, it has doubled.

[Sidharth @Cloudwatch199]

Sara Gonzales confronted an H-1B tech worker at his wife's food truck like she caught a criminal.

Let me get this straight — this man works a full-time tech job, pays taxes, and his wife started a small business that serves the local community and probably employs Americans.

His wife runs it. He helps after his 9-5. He doesn't get paid.

Is there a technical gray area in immigration law about helping at a spouse's business? Yes. Immigration lawyers can debate where the line is.

But this is an immigrant family creating jobs, serving their neighbors, and contributing to the local economy. This is the American dream in action.

And instead of recognizing that, Why should one show up with cameras to turn a hardworking family into rage bait.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Trump’s ex-wife Ivana wasn’t an American citizen until 1988. She gave birth to Don Junior in 1977, Ivanka in 1981, and Eric in 1984. — Let’s cancel their birthright citizenship first.

[Louie @reallouiehuey]

Iran wants to bomb Palantir and I'm supposed to be mad that they would destroy the company that is planning total surveillance of every aspect of our lives?

Wild.

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

You fucking put stickers of Biden on every single gas pump. These people and their revisionist history are something else.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Literally the day before she said this

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

"If I win, I may never see my golf properties — I may never see these places again. Because I’m going to be working for you, I’m not going to have TIME to go play GOLF. Believe me!"

- Trump, August, 2016