Unidentified Tall Male

Habitual line stepper

[AymenZero🇩🇿 @AymZerrouki]

Mr Krabs: you didn't get the job, you're just a kid
Patrick:

[Unidentified Tall Male @yerphy_]

I think the waiter was hungry and wanted to eat half a steak

[onodela @_onodela]

アメリカ名物のテキサスロードハウスで16oz （約454g）のデカステーキを頼んだら、食べてる途中で店員さんがもう一皿持ってきて困惑。

「すみません、最初のは14ozだったので作り直しました！ただです！」

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[Unidentified Tall Male @yerphy_]

The quart of iced tea with your Chinese food truly cannot be beaten

[Jiggidy @RealJiggidy]

If you from NY/NJ/Philly

You know wassup with this picture

[Robin @ComfyCa]

Smoking weed while not being into the culture sucks because they hand me some strain called “unicorn rainbow cum” and I just have to say “sounds good” and pay for it

[Jack Treanor @jwpt617]

I do wonder how much the police cracking down on the English and not the Scottish can be explain by Boston Police being mostly Irish

[Thomas 🏆🏆🏆 @SubwayTJ]

“Thank You Fans” post after a title instead of a depressing playoff loss

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

the curse doesn’t work if you’re trying to invoke it; it’s powered by hubris.

[Knicks Memes @KnicksMemes]

Me liking every post I see about the Knicks winning the NBA Championship

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

me and the boys checking if friendly fire is on at spawn

[John Wight @JohnWight1]

The Mexicans are intent on saving this World Cup as a festival of people not capitalists.

[Unidentified Tall Male @yerphy_]

Who’s got that one South Park clip of Brady drinking ‘Butters creamy goo’

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Tom Brady launches “Good Nut” — an organic coconut water drink.

[Unidentified Tall Male @yerphy_]

I’m more upset about socks with loafers than I am the pacers polo honestly

[John Sansev @PapaJ0HNS1229]

Absolute clown on the subway this morning #AlwaysKnicks

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Lutnick: "Let's go Knicks! Let's go Knicks! Let's go Knicks! Let's go Knicks!"

[fully fund transit @crosstown_line]

they should have sent Robert Moses to The Hague

[Jimmy Traina @JimmyTraina]

This is me every time the waiter tells me the specials even though I already know what I’m getting.

[Unidentified Tall Male @yerphy_]

Steve Gelbs is a treasure.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Keith Hernandez and Steve Gelbs Lady and the Tramp a $45 Glizzilla

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

good gawd we gotta do something bout all the porn on this app. this is outta control

[Max Maloney @maxx0036]

The fifth line is here
Blade Gang bringing it for game 3
Go Sabres!

[Dylan Hornik @_Hornik_]

The Mets play today