Yerd Me

[Yerd Me @yerrrrdme]

@abbsmk From WHERE

[Yerd Me @yerrrrdme]

Not even the Great Depression could have me fantasizing about a British man

[superfun site @chickenstrip007]

Girls are fantasizing about British boys again. Recession indicator of all time

[Yerd Me @yerrrrdme]

Id treat him so right

[The Jennifer Hudson Show @JHudShow]

Tayme Thapthimthong is in the tunnel!

[Yerd Me @yerrrrdme]

Watching your grown ass coworker sneeze several times directly into her hands and continue to use the communal work desk top is my 13th reason

[Yerd Me @yerrrrdme]

A man I work with told my other coworkers that he likes to be mean to me to humble me and keep my confidence down because everyone else likes me LOL

[gnomercy @guhnomercy]

Ngl doing blue collar work has made me a misandrist so quickly

[Yerd Me @yerrrrdme]

They need to invent a beer with ozempic in it

[Yerd Me @yerrrrdme]

Need me a lil Gaitok

[Yerd Me @yerrrrdme]

Why is my algorithm all eating disorder content WTFFF

[Yerd Me @yerrrrdme]

Just thought of a good caption for a brand new BBL post “ain’t nothing micro bout this plastic🤪”

[Yerd Me @yerrrrdme]

It’s really hard to spell sandwich sometimes

[Yerd Me @yerrrrdme]

Too many of them 😅

[megan @chismosavirus]

that one married male coworker who doesn't play about you

[Yerd Me @yerrrrdme]

The way is this is basically my entire grocery list

[Rep. Greg Stanton @RepGregStanton]

Trump’s tariffs on Mexico and Canada will make your life more expensive.

[Yerd Me @yerrrrdme]

I’m so single that my mom’s instagram reels algorithm is all advice for finding a partner (she sends me all of them)

[Yerd Me @yerrrrdme]

Need me a lil Italian shooter

[Yerd Me @yerrrrdme]

My mom saw me giggle at this tweet and asked what was so funny.. how do I even start

[sunny @sunnymourning]

the solo poly amputee girl on the tl that’s had enough of the jokes

[Yerd Me @yerrrrdme]

I just want to live in a world where lunch costs less than $10

[Yerd Me @yerrrrdme]

That’s why I’m always saying “back in nam…”

[Yerd Me @yerrrrdme]

Tripletnem

[Yerd Me @yerrrrdme]

Shoutout bees for honey fr goated sweetener