krista yep

Would never say, "storyteller." Less megaphones, more sandboxes.

[krista yep @yes4yep]

Tactful, Effective Ways To Ask How Someone Died In A Memorial Facebook Post

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is good, actually. She barely shows up and doesn’t do the reading.

To borrow a phrase I saw elsewhere, it’s like giving someone an unplugged controller.

[krista yep @yes4yep]

trump is gonna make rfk jr eat the whole thing boar-on-the-floor style

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

BREAKING: The @PopTartsBowl will have 3 (!) mascots this year: Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae, Frosted Wild Berry & mystery flavor that's coming back from the vault 👀

Only one mascot will "achieve the ultimate pastry dream of being eaten by the winning team." Game MVP picks flavor!

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

It's getting passive-aggressive real quick down there. This is the language of my people.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Gaetz has never tried a single case & is a credibly accused child sexual predator—Trump wants him as AG

Hegseth has never worked on defense policy & is a credibly accused sexual predator—Trump wants him as Defense Sect

Huckabee doesn't believe Palestinians are human & helped pardon a man accused of Medicare fraud & enabling sexual abuse of children—Trump wants him as the Israeli Ambassador

Three wholly unqualified wealthy white men with credible accusations of grotesque sexual abuse—yet still considered for top jobs in our government—and y'all wanna lecture Black and brown people about "DEI and meritocracy."🤔

Every MAGA accusation is a confession.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

RFK? Don't come crying to me when y'all get scurvy and rickets and shit.

[Rep. Don Beyer @RepDonBeyer]

Trump nominated a man so compromised he ran away from his House seat in the face of an Ethics report to be our top law enforcement officer.

[trash jones @jzux]

“i’m scared for this country” i’m scared OF this country

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

lol, this

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

america having one of those gender reveals that starts a wildfire that burns for like 30 days

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

While they are shamefully dropping deep fakes of Dr. King, here is my REAL ass trying to get a better view at his going home ceremony. You may try to take away our history classes and change the textbooks. But our history is beyond your reach. We lived it and we will tell it.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m not a puppet Elon.. I’m a daughter of two immigrant parents that had to work their ass off to provide for me! I’m a product of welfare, I’m a product of section 8, I’m a product of poverty and I’m a product of what happens when the system is set up against you….But you don’t know nothing about that. You don’t know not one thing about the American struggle…. PS fix my algorithm

[Shawn Reynolds @ShawnReynolds_]

A student journalist broke one of the biggest stories in the final days of the presidential election

[Peng Dang @pengdangcomedy]

@KamalaHQ Old footage, in case you wonder who he is

[Guy Branum @guybranum]

"I made fun of everyone" generally means four different kinds of not-white people and women.

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

Omg I will absolutely educate myself on Donald Trump’s past comments on Puerto Rico and veterans, thanks for the tip!

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to when this place hadn't lost $35,000,000,000 in value and the ads weren't for doomsday backpacks and erectile disfunction sprays and whatnot LOLOLOLOL

[krista yep @yes4yep]

after day drinking with a group who i just KNOW will get to love musical theater as much as i do as long as it’s after 1am and i have it so loud they can no longer converse

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Umm… so this just happened

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[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

Classic example of a Trump intellectual zamboni

[broti gupta @BrotiGupta]

To actively muscle your way into the story like this and come out the biggest loser is pretty impressive