yesus kristus

Seorang bujangan perawan yang kadang dikaitkan dengan sosialisme! TANYA LAH MAKA KAU AKAN DIJAWAB

[yesus kristus @yes505_]

Gak usah percaya-percaya banget kalo gw itu juru selamat boro-boro nyelamatin manusia yang berdosa gw aja mampus di kayu salib

[yesus kristus @yes505_]

Bapa ku memang menyuruh manusia agar memenuhi bumi alias bereproduksi tapi bukan berarti itu bisa menjadi outlet bagi kalian para patriarki penjahat kelamin untuk melampiaskan nafsu kalian! FUCK belajar dariku, i’m single and very happy

[yesus kristus @yes505_]

Draw yourself: *muhammad* (MATI) Karna barang siapa yang melukis sahabat saya tersebut akan terkena hukuman mati

[Cania Citta @cania_citta]

👁A.

[yesus kristus @yes505_]

Ada yang mau VCSan dengan anak tuhan? #vcsberbayar

[yesus kristus @yes505_]

Kirain jam agama

[Pro Gamers @TretanMuslim]

Pantesan gara2 jam ku Justice Unicorn, rasa enak masakan ku hanyalah dongeng

[yesus kristus @yes505_]

Ada ucapan di hari kematian ku @NajwaShihab ?

[Najwa Shihab @NajwaShihab]

Perjuangan kita masih akan panjang, butuh turun tangan semua orang, klik link di bio ya teman2 ❤ untuk Reposted from @narasitv Donasi Konser Musik #dirumahaja telah disalurkan pada fase pertama salah satunya melalui… https://t.co/cyPWlvIvOP

[yesus kristus @yes505_]

You didn’t do nothing -_-

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

My son died for your sins and I'll never forgive you bastards for that.

[yesus kristus @yes505_]

Fuck off! I’m the real jesus you faker!

[Jesus @TheSon0fGod]

@TheTweetOfGod That’s the nicest thing you ever said about me, Pops 😢

[yesus kristus @yes505_]

Jesus is watching you over here! @TretanMuslim

[Pro Gamers @TretanMuslim]

Bercanda dg agama tetangga saya lebih tenang @KatolikG

[yesus kristus @yes505_]

There is only one god!

[yesus kristus @yes505_]

Nice words! Do not prank me again!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

What doesn't kill you makes you stay home.

[yesus kristus @yes505_]

Letter “Z” in my name stands for respecting those who mocked me “Yesus ditembak meletus”

[yesus kristus @yes505_]

Lmfao! 3 orang wanita yang mengisi posisi humanitas adalah wanita-wanita yang percaya kaum homoseksual harus dihukum mati 😂😂😂! I treated homosexuals better than them 🤣🤣🤣

[yesus kristus @yes505_]

“Surprised” well it sums up how you feel about his death! You’re happy about it, aren’t U?

[Maira_. @HurinHumaira3]

i'm surprised to know that Glenn Fredly passed away today, really love his songs especially "Januari". This is really heartbreaking :(

[yesus kristus @yes505_]

Innalilahi what? Bung dia kristen, coba ucap sesuatu yang ada di alkitab!

[yesus kristus @yes505_]

Your dad!

[Rolen @meyrolen]

2020 kenapa sihh🥀

Jan : Kobe Bryant Passed away
Feb : Ashraf Sinclair Passed Away
Mar : First Covid-19 Case in Indo
Apr : Glenn Fredly Passed Away
May : ???

OMG.

[yesus kristus @yes505_]

Orang-orang begitu dramatis ketika #glennfredly meninggal namun ketika dia hidup, kalian akan lebih memilih memainkan lagu-lagu korea atau lagu-lagu tiktok dibandingkan lagu miliknya! Dan FYI kalian melakukan hal yang sama kepadaku!

[yesus kristus @yes505_]

If it’s so, then why you still believe in my dad?

[yesus kristus @yes505_]

Jesus is here and i was born as indonesian! I don’t turn water to the thing that you just mentioned i turn water into covid 19 vaccine because this stupid country still not able to find one cause these people are so fucked at evolution #pathetic

[yesus kristus @yes505_]

Dikatakan oleh seorang pria yang setuju memenjarakan ahok karna ahok mengkritik agamanya ;) #semua #hal #boleh #dikritik #termasuk #yesus