Some foreigner let their Dog take a Shit in the middle of my Local costco and I looked at an Employee lady and said "we gotta start executing foreigners" and she looked at me like this
Hannah Stocking has the rare ability to voluntarily control the dilation and constriction of her pupils. This is called Voluntary Pupillary Modulation, where individuals can bypass the autonomic nervous system.
I've now learned that this is a reference to a public access show that used to run in LA, called Spirit of Truth. "Who put you on the planet?" and even the exact dance is in this clip from the show
Remember when a giant Japanese guy and an american Firefighter got bored at an MMA event and became best friends after agreeing backstage to land haymakers at eachothers face until they fall over to make the crowd roar