Cory Dumesnil

Like a hoarse bird or a normal meatloaf, I don't tweet often.

[Cory Dumesnil @yesandcory]

@MMLFrancis With this technology of yours, could you correctly predict the quality of a romcom before it comes out? Based on a trailer?

[Cory Dumesnil @yesandcory]

Hey @NintendoAmerica . Free pitch:
A heist game, starring Wario, Waluigi, etc. Maybe similar to Payday.

[Cory Dumesnil @yesandcory]

Not sure who to ask, but when I ride alone, am I still riding with Hitler?

[Cory Dumesnil @yesandcory]

My friend's pup needs help! Please give if you can!!!

Tigerlily's Vet Bills
https://t.co/jDkwJSmavx

[Cory Dumesnil @yesandcory]

Most of the supreme court are, to use a legal term, dogshit human beings.

It's so cool that we don't put term limits on these law popes.

[Cory Dumesnil @yesandcory]

I don't want to be too hyperbolic, but this might be the best year for television I've ever seen.

[Cory Dumesnil @yesandcory]

@stprice1 The idea that the Driving Crooner doesn't break the top 5 is the kind of oversight that will haunt you.

Top moment of the season for me is wishing death on two wrestlers and giving out their addresses.

[Cory Dumesnil @yesandcory]

And I can't believe it's being debated, but we should NOT be murdering the unhoused.

[Cory Dumesnil @yesandcory]

The only people who should be anti-union* are billionaires and they shouldn't exist anyway.

*Police unions excluded.

[Cory Dumesnil @yesandcory]

The coolest people I know let me hang out with them...AND HERE'S THE PROOF! Listen! Then elect them Mayors of Podcast town!

[Subtextual Podcast @subtextualpod]

🎸NEW EPISODE 🎮How many evil exes do YOU have? https://t.co/g15Igmepgf

[Cory Dumesnil @yesandcory]

@180RulePodcast Have you considered also getting the poster for the Fright Night remake?
I just assume you love that movie as well.

[Cory Dumesnil @yesandcory]

@MMLFrancis It's lovely to indirectly meet you!

[Cory Dumesnil @yesandcory]

@MMLFrancis Hi Meredith. We've never officially met, so I'm sorry this our introduction, but I need to stand up for a small community you may be forgetting.

Consider those from Boston who look up and spot a meteor coming. They'd be within their rights to warn us of "The MEDIA!"

[Cory Dumesnil @yesandcory]

@subtextualpod 1. Gushers (specifically tropical, but any flavor will do)
2. Arizona Fruit Snacks
3. Fruit Roll-ups.

#2 and 3 would be Sunbelt Fruit Jammers and Jelly Belly brand fruit snacks, but they're both out of production.

[Cory Dumesnil @yesandcory]

I'm an expert in fruit snacks. Sadly, this brings in less revenue than I'd like.

[Cory Dumesnil @yesandcory]

@thepridevibe @subtextualpod That Marnie unfortunately comes with some parts sold separately. (Slight spoilers for The Perfection)

[Cory Dumesnil @yesandcory]

@subtextualpod Oh neat, I love Atlantis!

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@180RulePodcast Can't wait to hear how many nominations you'll think Firestarter will get. My guess is all of them.

[Cory Dumesnil @yesandcory]

If they gave Oscars for Best Scene, last year's would be the Justin Long tape measurer bit.

[Cory Dumesnil @yesandcory]

@180RulePodcast I have not seen it.

But I've also not seen Return of the Jedi.

Therefore, they must be of equal quality.