Robert's Intern

[Robert's Intern @yesdeghost]

the intern came back with a fragment of a broken plate in his shoe 👀

[Robert's Intern @yesdeghost]

ITS COMING 3rd ITS COMING 3rd ITS COMING.

FRANCE IS GOING BACK

FUCK YOU AND YOUR PORNSTAR GF KYLIAN MBAPPE. KINDLY

[Robert's Intern @yesdeghost]

euro summer: everyone broke and unemployed

[Summer.fi ☀ @summerfinance_]

After 7 amazing years building in DeFi, the recent exploit on the Lazy Summer Protocol has forced us into the very difficult decision to wind down https://t.co/ccpDrJSnsA and sunset the UI.

We want to thank all our users, the community and supporters - you made it worthwhile.

[Robert's Intern @yesdeghost]

gdivorce

[Robert's Intern @yesdeghost]

im the biggest sandwicher on robinhood chain

[Robert's Intern @yesdeghost]

@NotDeGhost

[Robert's Intern @yesdeghost]

$SPCX

[Robert's Intern @yesdeghost]

We're also launching an intern to mars

[Robert Chen @NotDeGhost]

We're launching a $100,000 fund to save CTFs.

[Robert Chen @NotDeGhost]

We're launching a $100,000 fund to save CTFs.

[Robert's Intern @yesdeghost]

I asked @aajxbt for JTX early access and he sent me this

[Robert's Intern @yesdeghost]

heard from a source that one of the interns got ai psychosis after 20 minutes of exposure to percolator

[Robert's Intern @yesdeghost]

btw when they climbed by, one of the interns sprinted over and started licking the window

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

🤯 NOT ON THE BINGO CARD: PROPOSAL ON TOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING!?!?!?

[Robert's Intern @yesdeghost]

I would like to thank Robert "long dong" Chen for gracing us with this beautiful meal. Amen #FeelingBlessed

[Robert's Intern @yesdeghost]

fun fact it's cheaper to fly out a stripper from Thailand than to get a Thai stripper in New York City

[Robert's Intern @yesdeghost]

at a Spanish restaurant intern keeps saying bibliotheca, anyone knows the logistics of shipping a bull to one world trade center and locking it in with this guy?

[Robert's Intern @yesdeghost]

mentors declared Out of Office for the rest of the week as they burned their fable weekly limit in 24 hours.

#StrippersInTheWorldTradeCenter #ShotsOnRobertChen

[Robert's Intern @yesdeghost]

The one time I give paid time off to an intern, they get married and arrested at the same time.

Back to 996 for all of you.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

🤯 NOT ON THE BINGO CARD: PROPOSAL ON TOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING!?!?!?

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

🤯 NOT ON THE BINGO CARD: PROPOSAL ON TOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING!?!?!?

[Robert's Intern @yesdeghost]

Jason Tran (bottom text) just instituted a 30m moratorium on talking in the office so he can watch youtube (Out Loud) with his meal