Madison Floyd

do I look like someone who would waste my own time

[cigaret easton ellis @genderised]

as a child i never realised winnie the pooh’s friend piglet was wearing a jumper. i always interpreted it as some kind of segmented carapace

[bitcoin trillionaire @prettybinladen]

The morals of an alley cat

[Madison Floyd @yesitsmadison]

The personal AI Spotify DJ sounds TOO personal
Why did he vocally say “what’s up Madison!😜” like we’ve been homies for years 😭

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Fred. He just found out he can chew his own ear. There aren't actually any rules against it, he checked. 12/10

[Madison Floyd @yesitsmadison]

@michaelscat2

[Madison Floyd @yesitsmadison]

@KevinOGarrett I NEED IT

[Madison Floyd @yesitsmadison]

She’s the moment

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

not nearly enough attention being paid to the fact that the Sister Wives guy is down to one wife

[Madison Floyd @yesitsmadison]

@ashhhhhhole

[Madison Floyd @yesitsmadison]

Thinking about the time I had a job interview and when they asked me what my weakness was I said “my blunt facial expressions”, like why did I say that😭
Got the job tho

[Jeremy Elder @jeremyelderr]

I feel like we’re living in the only universe where Post Malone isn’t a line cook

[Madison Floyd @yesitsmadison]

@aliyahInterlude Nothing will ever top the WW3 memes era

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

i be like “long story short” then tell it with behind the scenes bonus features

[༺𝒢𐀔𝒥༻ @gothjafar]

the joker before blowing up a bus in gotham

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i can’t wait for my psych analysis (spotify wrapped)

[Madison Floyd @yesitsmadison]

@MaxLuvNicki @PopBase

[Maxime @MaxLuvNicki]

@PopBase the three jonas brother fighting over who let their fourth brother escape from the basement

[Madison Floyd @yesitsmadison]

@KellieFloyd0 I could tell you wanted me to ask