Rita Joseph

“No, I’m just... like this”

[•Freyja• @utotranslucence]

Husband is tidying up by holding the toddler upside down by her ankles and directing her to pick up cardboard boxes like the arcade game The Claw

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

once i figure out how to log into mychart i'll be unstoppable

[Mikko Tyllinen @MikkoTyllinen]

~ Evening ~
Digital oil painting

[soli @solisolsoli]

Oil painting by Alai Ganuza

[Rita Joseph @yesitsrita]

@noxiida H20r00les?

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[trash jones @jzux]

phones should have a “please disturb” setting that sends an alert to all my friends that I want attention

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2026 is 50% complete.

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

we are so goddamn lucky to have our eyes witness something like that. a guy with a nice camera, the foresight, and the modern internet to carry that vision as it was seen right into our laps. more than 100 billion people lived and died without seeing that once, ever

[Omar Sakr @omarsakrpoet]

Yesterday I posted on insta about how the only protein my son has eaten in 8mo of cancer and chemo is popcorn chicken from Romans Deli - no other will do - and they responded by saying he could have free unlimited popcorn chicken 😭 complete with a lil laminated card

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

🐋 🐋 🐋 🐋 🐋 🐋

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Airports should have a post office so that you can mail things home instead of throwing them away

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

I'LL SAY IT AGAIN:

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL to charge a "convenience fee" for paying a bill online. The convenience is for the company. The fee is for you.

[liv ໑̣ @livssong]

people are not scared enough of skin cancer

[Jeferson Nasa @Jefersonnasa_]

Las próximas 7 generaciones de la familia de este cuervo recompensarán a esta mujer.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i did a study abroad semester during undergrad in a place where hot air balloon are the primary means of transportation which was not only incredibly scenic but a few times on gusty days class was cancelled because the professor was blown two towns over on his commute

[Elsa @elsathora]

When your crush follows you on Instagram! 😂😍

[Evelyn Ng @evybabee]

I made a Guitar Hero nails! 🎸