Jack Ryan

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[Jack Ryan @yesjrk]

@mrddmia This is tongue-in-cheek, right? I mean, we should be looking for ways to transition people off public assistance and be striving to make people as self-sufficient as possible, because individualism is at our core, but we should do it with compassion.

[Jack Ryan @yesjrk]

@RealJamesWoods Always used to seeing you as a tough guy in movies and on here. It hurts my soul to see you in tears. Hoping you and you family can heal from this. Your niece is such a blessing and a fountain of kindness.

[Jack Ryan @yesjrk]

@PolitiBunny @PiperK A shitty thing to say. Doesn't matter where someone is on the political spectrum, losing a place to live is the base of the entire pyramid of needs. Without shelter, nothing else matters. I know that Karen deleted this, but my hope is that she discovers kindness.

[Jack Ryan @yesjrk]

@accuweather That is the most passive-aggressive way to draw a penis on a map, but I commend your efforts.

[Jack Ryan @yesjrk]

It's only a chandelier if it comes from the Chandelier section of Restoration Hardware, otherwise it's just a sparkling light fixture.

[Jack Ryan @yesjrk]

@elonmusk what about a compelling meme coin coupled with a good backronym and plan for applying it to improve government

[Jack Ryan @yesjrk]

What a long strange trip it's about to be. David Mayer is the new John Galt.

[Jack Ryan @yesjrk]

@venturetwins Wait until you ask it about Shelly Miscavige

[Jack Ryan @yesjrk]

Ghislaine Maxwell hasn't gotten enough food in 5 days in FCI Tallahassee and she's getting really discouraged. I hope she can hang in there.

[Jack Ryan @yesjrk]

@alifarhat79 Uhh, clearly even if he's the leader of the free world, he's bad at turning money into more money.

[Jack Ryan @yesjrk]

@elonmusk I"m feeling personally attacked by this tweet.

[Jack Ryan @yesjrk]

Now that Diddy is in jail, the price of oil should drop back down below $70 a barrel.

[Jack Ryan @yesjrk]

Kamala Harris could say three words and probably get 400 electoral votes:

B*ILD TH* W*LL

Whether you agree with it or not, the porousness of our Southern border should be a bipartisan issue. It's a crisis that we have no idea who is entering our country.

[Jack Ryan @yesjrk]

@HackerJeopardy @defcon Just saw this. All good, we ended up seeing Dead & Co at the Sphere! There's always 2025.

[Jack Ryan @yesjrk]

@Matt_Pinner 96.

[Jack Ryan @yesjrk]

"Sonnyboy, if you study hard at CSUN or the Yeshiva, and then do well on the LSAT, get a JD, and pass the bar exam, then you too can grow up and marry a woman who can be elected President."
- Jewish parents everywhere to their sons

[Jack Ryan @yesjrk]

Mike Tyson was going to fight Conor McGregor but he doesn't like to eat cauliflower.

[Jack Ryan @yesjrk]

Before JD Vance met his wife, he used to peruse the furniture section on OfferUp.

[Jack Ryan @yesjrk]

In support of JD Vance, the Proud Boys are all wearing winged eyeliner now.