𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖

Minimalist….where awkward meets honest.

[𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @yesnot_here]

Would you rather know the exact date you’ll die or the exact cause?

[𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @yesnot_here]

@kemiki_ Think twice 😂😂😂

[𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @yesnot_here]

Would you rather know the exact date you’ll die or the exact cause?

[𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @yesnot_here]

If your ex is still checking your stories, congratulations. You’re still part of the curriculum.

[𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @yesnot_here]

“We’re just talking” has probably caused more heartbreak than actual relationships.

[𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @yesnot_here]

The older I get, the more I understand why people just disappear.

[𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @yesnot_here]

Would you forgive your partner for cheating if they told you immediately?

[𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @yesnot_here]

Sometimes the red flag isn’t them. It’s the fact that you keep choosing them.

[𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @yesnot_here]

Your “type” might just be the kind of person who gives you emotional problems you’re familiar with.

[𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @yesnot_here]

“I’m just being honest” has ruined more friendships than actual lies.

[𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @yesnot_here]

We all know someone who gives advice they'd never take.

[𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @yesnot_here]

Some people are only humble because nobody is competing with them.

[𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @yesnot_here]

@albertizuchukw1 😂😂😂

[𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @yesnot_here]

This tweet isn't about you... unless it made you uncomfortable.

[𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @yesnot_here]

We all have that one friend who's allergic to accountability.

[𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @yesnot_here]

Some people don't want peace, they just want the last word.

[𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @yesnot_here]

Some of y'all would fail a lie detector by saying "I'm fine."

[𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @yesnot_here]

@VetNRichy Man get serious or else back off😒😏

[𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @yesnot_here]

@VetNRichy Last

[𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @yesnot_here]

@Titanium7959 Waiting for my baby Arsenal

[𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @yesnot_here]

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