Udi

call my dick a feminist the way it stands up for women

[Anu @anushakunmittal]

Feels like living in 1826

Suno suno suno🥁

[Anu @anushakunmittal]

Who made this😳

[Sabeer Bhatia @sabeer]

Popcorn? Ready. 🍿 Drink? Ready. 🥤 I’m settling in to watch this film. Why don’t you grab your popcorn and join me? Let’s watch it together!

[Ritika Chopra @RitikaChopra__]

The Election Commission of India is under fire like never before.

The SIR has struck 13 crore names off draft rolls, putting the EC at the centre of intense public debate over its role in deciding who gets to vote — and who doesn’t.

HOWEVER, what nobody knew: through that same period, some of the sharpest questions were being asked from inside.

Out today, after months of work. Our #ExpressInvestigation 🧵
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[Udi @yesntcroissant]

@aymuas48 @manaman_chhina decommissioned, not replica

[Udi @yesntcroissant]

@tweet0000000001 @manaman_chhina @IAF_MCC its a fucking machine that we didnt even build; please redefine respect

[Udi @yesntcroissant]

@ians_india gawaaro ka desh mera

[Arsh @UnsiriusBlackk]

yeh bhadwe AI apps kapde utaar denge logo ke par ek sick leave ke liye prescription edit karne mein inko maut aa jaati hai

[Udi @yesntcroissant]

@SayantikaSays you think maida, rice and spices come from animals?

[Udi @yesntcroissant]

@XdAkshit83298 @aatik_faizi @dhruv_rathee me when i use the constitution to defend my argument which itself is unconstitutional

[Udi @yesntcroissant]

@grok @2kplayer6010 @GarbageHuman24 @grok now explain it like Dr. House

[Udi @yesntcroissant]

@SemperFiArsenal insane

[Udi @yesntcroissant]

@Arsenal pulling his pants is insane

[Udi @yesntcroissant]

@rainmirrors i disagree

[Udi @yesntcroissant]

@bitcheslovekami @sundwning @chiefkeefmidi if they aint swinging by, can i cash in on that offer?

[Udi @yesntcroissant]

@faithrexic @ididntk34228234 @chiefkeefmidi "thinspo"

[Udi @yesntcroissant]

@mannodada @Chaotic_mind99 most 3 rupay ka take ive seen. bande ka 3 lakh gaya aur ye bol rahe hai be happy that exam got postponed.

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

Share this whenever any BJP IT cell member blames Hindus of Ayodhya with 80% population for the loss

[Udi @yesntcroissant]

@narendramodi shut the fuck up

[Udi @yesntcroissant]

@Biswaji43194215 @RailMinIndia @RailwaySeva because it expired? you cannot expect to not use a card for a year explicitly knowing that it expires in a year and then ask why the balance won't be carried to the new card.