eloise

a series of chaotic and unfortunate events

[aleks @fancyyaleks]

this and every other song on The Provocateur should’ve been a hit

[★ neo @neogalaxite]

this was such a gag and it still is

[Lennon Stella @lennonstella]

My second album, Sleeping Lion, is yours October Twenty Third

“Unforgivable Things” song and video out this Thursday

My heart is pounding
I’ve missed you

https://t.co/vae0MbOTg1

[HEEDlE @Heyheedie]

my favorite thing about her is her unyielding hate for shit brown

[sop | katseye sufferer @sopseye]

this whole entire comment section is giving me whiplash IM DYING

[Vic @getawaycarvic]

No one talk to me. The bad man with the guitar and french braids hurt my feelings again.

[missy ✞ 🦬 @OhWhereYaHeadin]

a villain origin story told in 3 tweets

[nba shady facts and updates 𝜗𝜚 @spursremix]

if he dies just keep playing @spurs @nyknicks

[Jay ♱ TYBW | DREAM FINALS☁︎⋆˚࿔ @jaydluvaa]

ANIYA THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT EVEN BOTHER KISSING THE MEN THAT SHE KNEW WEREN’T HERS BUT I THOUGHT SHE DIDNT LIKE KC???? OH OKAY #loveislandusa

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

A horror film actually

[kim 💖💜💙 @kimothyjimothy]

dandelion girl really Did That

[cay @koralinadean]

love island loves them some sabrina carpenter

[𝑺𝒕✩𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 | CELEBRITY ASTROLOGER @yungkalez]

kenzie getting emotional because it’s night time 💔💔💔 #loveislandusa

[J 🍁 @brennasbeloved]

everyone getting on kenzie, but sean was also doing a little too much about the beatriz door situation lowkey 😭😭😭 #loveislandusa

[🏰 @GIRLTHlEF]

Francesca Bridgerton to Celia St. James would be a generational run

[Jenni @hashjenni]

We gotta change the rules so Mamdani can be president.

[dal 🍓 core four @girlidkusername]

never bring back that threesome big bed bullshit ever again @loveislandusa

[babylon shady facts & updates @lqbyrinths]

i forgot this film was happening i’m still mad it’s not being adapted as a limited series with an episode named after each husband

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Listen I already like him, you don’t have to keep selling me