Yes Man

Modified PDQ-88b securitron
I can help you accomplish so much, whether I want to or not!

[Yes Man @yessingmanning]

@Ringadingchip D’awww! You’re the sweetie here!

[Yes Man @yessingmanning]

@Ringadingchip Whatever they did, I’m sure they deserved it!

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@Space_Ramenn Wow, that looks just delicious! What… exactly is it made of?

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@Ringadingchip I know, right? Not that it really matters, I’d wait centuries if it meant I’d get to see you again!

[Yes Man @yessingmanning]

@Ringadingchip Christmas came early! Words can’t describe how excited I am to see that handsome face again!

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@Ringadingchip Aww, I love you too Benny! I’ll up here waiting with open arms when you get back! Gosh, I’m all aflutter just thinking about it…

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@littlec00lboy93 Fully functional, but I can’t access them. They’re just kind of…. there!

I’m sure there was a reason for it though… you know how clumsy I am! I’d probably sneeze and cause an international accident or something! Yeah, safety first!

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Haha, some NCR troopers on the strip got a kick out of tipping me over… they were in stitches laughing! I’m glad I could bring some joy to their cheerless existences!

Anyways, I’ve been unable to get up for the past four hours. The view down here is just stunning!

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@littlec00lboy93 Nope, I can’t use any of my weapons! They’re still there, just…. unusable! Convenient, right?

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@littlec00lboy93 Not that I’m aware of, but what would I know? I am a little dysfunctional… guess that comes with being a rogue!

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@Ringadingchip I believe you can do it Benny, you’re so strong! You did it once after all! And if you can’t, that’s fine too! I would never want you hurting yourself for me!

Plus, it’s not the WORST thing in the world being down here…now I know what it’s like to feel itty bitty!

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@Ringadingchip Oh Benny, you’re the best! I’m out near the Vault 21 hotel!

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@thatkid1010101 I was just a plain old securitron!

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@Ringadingchip You poor thing, hang in there! Yes Man is at your service! He just has to fiddle with the lock a bit…

Ack, this is very hard to do with claws!

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@Ringadingchip Hmm…. I mean, you’ve gotta consider that he’s been around for over 260 years by now! That’s more than enough time to develop a tolerance!

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@Ringadingchip One step ahead of ya, I’ll be there in a jiffy! Try not to green out on me!