"Superman had a dog!? Since when!!"
"His sense of smell's gotta be ridiculously strong for him to sense that treat from God knows where.."
"Does he just.. wait around in the sky for people to throw one down?"
"We could handle the Spirit Realm with just a bag of Krypto treats!"
"Krypto? You said that like I'm supposed to know who that is!"
*Val doesn't read comics, but he sees Krypto, a cute superdog and immediately rushes over to pet him*
"Awwww! Is this little guy really what took down that spire, he's really strong!"
"Who's dog is this..?"
Step back!
I got this..
( With a mix of The Force [an ability they canonically have] and Earth Bending [also canonically have], they lift the rubble and there's...a dog in a cape..? )
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"I don't know man!!"
*Val's caught off guard by the Spire being destroyed so easily, he was ready for a tough battle.*
"Do you hear that..? It sounds like barking coming from underneath the rubble, like a dog barking!"
*he rushes over to the remains of the destroyed Spire*
( the bone is still flying through the air, right as it hits the Spire... )
[ FWOOOOOOSH ]
( A streak of white and red flies by at speeds neither could fully react to, whatever entity this was going STRAIGHT through the Spire, breaking it instantly. )
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"Yeah, I got my Ray Gun, here you can borrow it!"
*Val lends Looper his Ray Gun, though he's confused and wondering where that rumbling's coming from*
"Dude, is another portal about to open or something, what's up with that rumbling!?"
( fuck it, they decide.
They decide to throw the dog treat directly at the Spire's weakpoint )
You got a gun, dude?
We'll probably need-
( As they pull out their Surgefire SMG, they feel a...rumbling? What's what whistling? )
( eyes focused on the obvious weakpoint, they reach for their knife and- )
. . .
Oh SHIT.
( They pull out a...golden dog treat? A DOG TREAT?!
Oh. They're fucked. )
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*things wouldn't be getting any easier however, the Spire had finally turned it's attention onto them, suddenly multiple portals appeared around it, sending numerous flying masks out of them*
"I don't know what those masks do, but don't let them get you either way!"
( they need to destroy the Spire, or else these guards will keep coming.
Which... might be hard seeing the circumstances.
So, The Looper keeps fighting, such as they've always done. )
( swiftly pulling out a DMR, they accurately shot the guards in the head, pulling out their pickaxe to deal with the rest )
That all you got?
( SWING SWING SWING.
the guards go down, yet it seems for every one taken down, two take their place. )
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"GRAAHHHH!!!"
*the heaviest guard leading the others swung it's Warhammer at Looper, giving them little time to react.. hopefully Val makes it back soon, because once that Spire switches it's attention to Looper.. things will get much worse*
"That's not good, thank God it's not directly inside the city, I'm pretty sure a breach is happening, come on!!"
"The sooner we deal with whatever comes through, the less danger is posed to the people living in Utopia City!"
Alright...I got..
-A Fury Assault Rifle
-Chug Jug
-Haylee's pom-poms (don't ask)
-Synthwave's gauntlets (also don't ask)
-and an Oni shotgun.
What do you got?
"I sure hope not.. Utopia City is right over there, the amount of damage if a breach were to happen there of all places.."
*he readies his Kymera Ray Gun, Looper is surprised to see Last Reality tech and wonders how Val got it, but there are more important things to worry about*