Katerina Norrie

Web producer, chronic runner, technology nut, part-time wine-o and oldies, discoverer

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Running helps you to become better at sex.

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An ugly personality destroys a beautiful face

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Gambrinous is a word that describes someone who becomes full from drinking beer.

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The 100 richest people in the world earned enough money in 2012 to end global poverty 4 times.

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I'm simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you'll ever meet

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When doing long assignments, set a 30 minute timer, and race it. This will prevent you from procrastination.

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72% of people check their Twitter when they wake up, which is a sign of addiction.

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Maturing is realizing how many things don't require your comment.

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In South Africa, there's a 'National Cleavage Day'.

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I'm at that point where I don't even care if people like me anymore. If you like me, cool. If you don't, okay.

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The rumbling noise from your stomach is called 'borborygmus' and is from "housecleaning" your intestines and isn't a sign of hunger.

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you don't realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit

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I tell my parents a funny story, then it turns into a "life-lesson"

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If I pay $30 for a haunted house I better die

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it's so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

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PEOPLE WHO SMILE AT YOU WHEN YOU MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE

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The average PC owner spends 50 hours a year troubleshooting. Mac owners, 5 hours a year.

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3 million kids are absent from school each month because they fear bullies.

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A forty hour work week at minimum wage is not enough to afford a two bedroom apartment in any state.

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If you have a gift card with less than $10 on it, the business is legally required to give you the rest of your balance in cash if you ask.