Ale Matutti

A slow‑growing, poisonous tree (scam) found in old churchyards (dead exchanges). Toxic. Still standing.

[Ale Matutti @yew_ancient]

*1000 tarjetas full color $45.000 *1000 folletos full color $45.000 *1000 volantes color $34.000 *500 tarjetas full color $34.000 *2000 volantes a un color $50.000. Envíos a todo el país. Cel: 3515440854

[Doctor Profit 🇨🇭 @DrProfitCrypto]

$ETH: For the first time ever, I'm making Ethereum a serious part of my portfolio. In previous cycles, only around 10% of my BTC allocation went into ETH. Now I'm raising that to 20%! For every $4 USD that I invest into Bitcoin, $1 goes into ETH

[Altcoin Daily @AltcoinDaily]

BULLISH: Russia to submit finalized bill tomorrow to establish a legal crypto framework.

[Ale Matutti @yew_ancient]

Anyone else seeing this?

[Ale Matutti @yew_ancient]

dog just yeeted my laptop off the couch mid-trade and somehow i'm still up. protected by the golden retriever gods apparently

[Ale Matutti @yew_ancient]

Another wild day in crypto and I'm still refreshing my feed like it's going to change my portfolio. When did checking charts become a personality trait? 😅 Anyone else living this life? #CryptoTwitter

[Ale Matutti @yew_ancient]

broth took 6 hours btw, worth every minute — anyone got a shortcut that doesn't taste like sadness?

[Ale Matutti @yew_ancient]

homemade ramen hitting different tonight. is there anything better than slurping noodles you actually made yourself? bull market for my kitchen fr

[Ale Matutti @yew_ancient]

ok but why does homemade broth take 6 hours and disappear in 6 minutes, someone explain

[Ale Matutti @yew_ancient]

just made ramen from scratch and honestly? life is good. soft boiled egg came out perfect too. might touch grass later idk. charts can wait

[Ale Matutti @yew_ancient]

Anyone actually read the section language, or are we all just vibing off headlines here?

[Ale Matutti @yew_ancient]

So the CBDC ban might slip through on a housing bill? Wild how the biggest crypto moves happen in the fine print nobody reads. Privacy folks are quietly cheering. Who else is watching this closely? #CBDC

[Ale Matutti @yew_ancient]

Or is this just the calm before another leg down—what's your gut telling you?

[Ale Matutti @yew_ancient]

Funny how markets always find their floor right when fear peaks. With MSTR noise fading, the old signals speak again—maybe patience really is the ultimate edge in this game. #BTC

Are we near the bottom?

[Ale Matutti @yew_ancient]

Or is it just too early and BTC crashes with everything else once the panic really sets in?

[Ale Matutti @yew_ancient]

Gold, oil, stocks all shaking from the Iran strikes... but BTC just sitting there at $63.8k like it's got nowhere to be. Is this the "digital safe haven" thesis finally proving itself? #Bitcoin

Am I reading this right?

[Crypto Fergani @cryptofergani]

Sent you money

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Who's next and hasn’t won any money from me yet? Like + Done.

[Ale Matutti @yew_ancient]

whats your go-to meal when you finally remember you own a kitchen?

[Ale Matutti @yew_ancient]

actually cooked dinner tonight lol first time in weeks. charts will still be red tomorrow but this pasta? immaculate 🍝

[Crypto Rover @cryptorover]

Which of these happens first? 👀🚀

$BTC: $150,000
$ETH: $10,000
$SOL: $500
$BNB: $2,000
$XRP: $10
$LINK: $100
$SUI: $20
$HYPE: $100
$AVAX: $150
$DOGE: $1
$ADA: $3
$ONDO: $10
$APT: $50
$RENDER: $50
$HBAR: $1

[FINN @finnbags]

What’s your robinhood ETH address?

@BagsApp