anytime I’m on the blue line to long beach somebody gotta hot box - would love to partake but it’s day 18/31 of my t-break guys I don’t wanna relapse yet
old draft from corporate america: sometimes I get sad when I put the toilet protector on, proceed to sit down and then it flushes before my ass touches the seat
old draft from corporate america: I hate taking shits at work because if I hear anybody else make noise i can’t contain the laughter and I feel bad because hearing the plops of poo is so personal so I’m literally laughing at someone being vulnerable
I’m taking a tea break this month and it’s only 6 days in and I’ve never been so close to nirvana (death?) will keep pushing through thinking about the first hit on aug first