Alex

max verstappen lawyer

[Alex @yike4lex]

max verstappen personally went to my house, to my room and held me tied and chained to a chair until i gave in to repping him

[Alex @yike4lex]

I'll do u one better: someone younger

[uu @um33m3]

watching someone my age do better in life than me

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

You will be saving my mom just by reposting 🤲🏻

[Alex @yike4lex]

children and baby haters give me so much ick like were you 🫵 NOT one of them gremlins before??? 🤨😒 i understand not liking them but straight up hating and saying vile things like this about them is so yuck

[gremlin @chokeyourself__]

also btw I don’t think you have to bring your snotty, screaming crotch gremlin to the coffee shop and let it cough and scream while it shits up it's back and fills the diaper with piss around where people are eating and drinking. I think you can just like. have coffee at home

[nini @SCUDERIAFEMBOY]

“red bull must thank max verstappen on bare knees that he still drives for that team.”

google translate doesn’t do this telegraaf title justice i’m afraid.

[Lolo³⁽³⁾ is the #1 champagne problems fan @ooLolo_]

Max is genuinely so fucking good that glazing him doesn’t feel like enough we need to create a religion after him or smth

[Alex @yike4lex]

Listen all week all ive been liking are these kind of posts and TODAY IS THE DAY

[꒰ tori ꒱ ˖ ˚｡⋆𖦹 🇵🇸 @_matchabitch]

i havE A JOB !!!

[Alex @yike4lex]

Good thing we got a month to disassociate

[nini @SCUDERIAFEMBOY]

just realized the next grandprix is the final one in maxland and i don’t know where we’re at or what to expect.

[Alex @yike4lex]

What kinda antidepressants is he hitting because this delusionary optimism is only brought by medication

[Verstappen News @verstappenews]

oh brother

[nini @SCUDERIAFEMBOY]

P2 FOR MAX VERSTAPPEN AND ITS FINALLY SUMMER BREAK

[Verstappen News @verstappenews]

📻 Max: "I mean how the hell did we get second today? It's unbelievable."

[sar 🇵🇸 @rosbergrid]

papaya rules in the big 2026 oh this is truly hell

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Verstappen defending against Hamilton

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

WOW VERSTAPPEN IS ACTUALLY THE GOAT!! WHAT A DIVEBOMB LMAO

[Alex @yike4lex]

Truly the only person who makes this loser of a sport interesting

[Verstappen News @verstappenews]

Max has been voted Driver of the Day! 🙌

[Alex @yike4lex]

aports yan si alex

[t #MEKIESDID911 #EXECUTEWACHE #NUKETHEFIA @polit3cat]

this is erasure this is recency bias real ones know they had twin levels of idgaf & shithousery as teammates

[aita @Verstappe3n]

"Morning, Max. Morning, Max. Um, summer break coming up after this one. Uh, how many GT races are you predicting you're going to...?"

Max: "I thought Gin & Tonic, but okay, yeah..."

[tumblr via sainz100] 😭😭😭

[Alex @yike4lex]

@MxNoelle Ate speak your truth!!

[Alex @yike4lex]

so im not seeing max verstappen in abu dhabi is that what im understanding

[nini @SCUDERIAFEMBOY]

well here’s the announcement!!! it’ll happen on oct 4th

[nini @SCUDERIAFEMBOY]

being angry doesn’t help so i made a digital scrapbook hungary 2026 moodboard instead

[Alex @yike4lex]

Is it
1. The baggy pants
2. The wing
3. The number 3
4. Red bull itself

[Verstappen News @verstappenews]

📻 Max: "The car is just completely broken aerodynamically, it's just getting worse and worse! What a joke! What a joke honestly, what a SHIT weekend."