dr. doofenshmirtz

model organism of clownery 👌🏽

[dr. doofenshmirtz @yikedoof]

No thoughts just Wii music

[zachariah @airtightangelic]

pauly d was 29-30 years old when the first season of jersey shore was filmed yet y’all wanna act like grannies at 27! get your ass in the club!

[rom @dianacommare]

i literally cannot believe sainz got a podium with that fuckass car

AND PEOPLE THINK THIS GUY ISNT A TOP DRIVER, HE IS AND KEEPS PROVING IT TIME AND TIME

[Samantha M @bamsenlove5]

Only Robert Irwin and Jordan Chiles deserve to win the Len Goodman Mirror Ball Trophy. #DWTS

[𝓡𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓲💋 @ohyessratii]

I hate a "omg she's so drunk" ass bitch. You saw me drinking so wtf did you think was gonna happen? I was gonnna fly?? Go to hell

[MENACE II SOCIETY ™ @trademarkedash]

Canada Post and Air Canada 🤝🏻 trying to get the population to be mad at their underpaid workers instead of their corporate greed

[drasi 𐔌˙. @AlalaPosting]

Engineers immediately after finishing their undergrad:

[clara @leclercsletters]

being a ferrari fan, you learn that you can never ask "can it get any worse than this?" because it definitely can

[‎ًclau ¹ ⁸¹ @GETlTWRONG]

yasss I watch motorsports because the drivers are so hot 😍😍

[The Impatient Tourist @ImpatienTourist]

Ticketmaster said we can go band for band

[dondada mama @dondadamama]

I need Toronto to have the same energy for Caribana that been having for Taylor Swift. Those horses better have a front line backpack on next summer 😒

[Shell @Shellerina_]

This too shall pass but holy fuck

[dr. doofenshmirtz @yikedoof]

Self harm but it's just flossing

[javi @minisectors]

can you guys cheat too they’re not penalizing it anyway @ScuderiaFerrari

[Emily @emilybernay]

I like how CNN sees no problem with putting Anderson Cooper smack dab in the center of Hurricane Milton but somehow draw the line at letting him drink on New Year’s Eve

[dr. doofenshmirtz @yikedoof]

Sick and tired of Canadians acting like cars are the only method of transportation

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Imagine having to explain this to your insurance with no video 🐻

[kemi @kemimarie]

one thing this year taught me is that you can communicate as clear as day, in multiple ways, on separate occasions but the one thing you can never control is what someone else chooses to understand or believe. you can’t control their perceived reality.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Do u know how much u have to hate your job to quit with no backup plan rn