get good, scrub.

I only tweet when Scandal comes on and about my students

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

now if i said it’s bc y’all can’t read/read to comprehend i’d be an old asshole hag crypt keeper, wouldn’t i?

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Imma always retweet this cause I know someone that was in some shit n she got away cause of a video like this she saw on Twitter

[maff. 𓆌 @MathewNoKnowles]

bye august, you really did a lot bitch.

[get good, scrub. @yikessslizz]

Now Dolly, I was already having a day…

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

my day already wasn’t going the best and this Dolly Parton news has really jammed my glock i’m in a cheesecake factory sobbing

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[Censored Man @CensoredxMan]

Do not ignore the genocide in Gaza.
Do not ignore the genocide in Lebanon.
Do not ignore the genocide in Sudan.
Do not ignore the genocide in Congo.
Do not ignore the genocide in Myanmar.

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

NO GOOGLE I DONT WANT AN AI SUMMARY OF THIS EMAIL BECAUSE I CAN FUCKING READ

[Richie @RDRembert]

Alleged killers getting platformed & doing interviews while the family is getting dragged through the mud?! Disgusting

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

THE. SITTING. PRESIDENT. OF. THE. UNITED. STATES. GOT. HIS. ACCOUNTS. CLOSED. FOR. MONEY. LAUNDERING. AND. IT'S. BARELY. NEWS.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It’s NO surprise Airbnb is losing revenue. Once the price matches a hotel, the value disappears. I’d rather have daily housekeeping, room service, and a front desk than a chore list and a cleaning fee.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I APOLOGIZE FOR DISRUPTING YOUR SCROLL.... but, NOLAN WELLS WAS MURDERED AND HE DESERVES JUSTICE IMMEDIATELY.

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Now I understand why they keep telling women to marry before 25. After 25, you start thinking differently. You stop chasing the wedding and start asking if the marriage itself is even worth it.

[divine✰ @diifgs]

Lord protect my mom❤️

[joanne @rayexis]

I DID IT!! I FUCKING BEAT CANCER AT 23 !!!! I FUCKING DID IT YALL IM IN REMISSION

[Kabera Angel @_iamkabera_]

the amount of mind games one has to play to get a job is insane

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

I love beating dead horses, I love letting cats out of bags, and I love killing two birds with one stone.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Lying about Mitch McConnell’s death to avoid a special election is election fraud.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

what it feels like to live with your parents for free but having to pay for it with your mental health

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

HOT TAKE: LANDLORDS SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO INCREASE RENT UNLESS THEY ARE UPGRADING THE PROPERTY/APARTMENT.