If the apocalypse comes, beep me

I plan to steal your heart again on Saturday and Sunday nights. Ang. She/Her

[If the apocalypse comes, beep me @yikeths]

Books read in 2025: 🧵

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I actually love New Years so much. I have OCD I love new magical rules that will fix my life !

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

HOES MAD

[If the apocalypse comes, beep me @yikeths]

@sheupandrunnoft Yeah I just don’t like to worry I don’t know where my car is

[If the apocalypse comes, beep me @yikeths]

I was talking bar plans and she was like why don’t you drive there and leave your car and I was like, I do not like to be separated from my car and she looked at me and I looked at her, like, you’ve known me 22 years why does it surprise you when I’m neurotic

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

So im driving right. Then I just burst into tears

[If the apocalypse comes, beep me @yikeths]

@capetians YES THANK YOU! Like what if I need to wake up early so I don’t get a ticket ??

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@tarotbypandora Lol thank u friend

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@dhaaruni @_glorianas When we first moved home Lucy somehow convinced my uncle she didn’t understand stairs so he carried her up them 😂😂😂

[If the apocalypse comes, beep me @yikeths]

@capetians PRINCESS OF THE WORLD !!!

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Dont forget! Winter is HER season

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Cheers to the new year my friends

[Rebecca Ballhaus @rebeccaballhaus]

In the late ‘90s and early 2000s, the Mar-a-Lago spa was sending employees on house calls to Epstein’s home. Spa employees warned each other about Epstein, who was known among staff for being sexually suggestive and exposing himself during the appointments.

The incident that prompted Epstein to be banned from the Mar-a-Lago spa, w/@joe_palazzolo @khadeeja_safdar: https://t.co/rrQEF3wdWs

[Marked As “Unsafe Individual” @tom_on_here]

*holding my newborn daughter* “I love you so much baby but I will not commit a genocide for you, no matter how much you ask”

[Troy Onyango @TroyOnyango]

every new year’s eve, i read this poem

[Alex Imas @alexolegimas]

This is the darkest and most moving essay about AI and job displacement that I’ve ever read. Wow.

https://t.co/skZ2WbVpmb

[If the apocalypse comes, beep me @yikeths]

That’ll do Pig, that’ll do.

[Connor Storrie Updates @connorstupdates]

“Christmas might be over, but we’re GETTING NAUGHTY”.

📲 tryquinn via tiktok

[If the apocalypse comes, beep me @yikeths]

@capetians Soooo good, though I’m an opalite girlie

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I love being a New Yorker fuck everyone else

[If the apocalypse comes, beep me @yikeths]

Six was sooo fun. Though I feel like Tudor historians must really hate it 😭😭😭