crack thoughts of wy meeting the love of his life, a mermaid but currenly in the form of an octopus bcs someone was jelly of him being a prince and having a good reputation in gusulantic. wy going out for dinner with friends and was craving sashimi.
the only downside of my new job is they don’t sell matcha anywhere near, i have to drive for 16 minutes to get a good drink sobs, well atleast they have chocolate
wy: where’s my octopus?!
mermaidji: i may not look like i used to but i have an appendage that is similar to my previous form
wy: huh which part could possibly be the - //looks down// 𝘰𝘩
mermaidji: mn, i am happy to demonstrate
in the end, wy bought octoji (he got 70% off bcs of the accident, lucky him) brought him home, and octoji casually crawled (?), slithered (?) to the front of his face and pushed his beak (?) to wy’s lips.
𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘮, handsome mermaidji is back.
i have r18 thoughts of ceoji stumbling his housekeeper’s 0nlyf@ns when a not so pg rated picture of his housekeeper (wy) stumbled upon his fyp. he knows it’s his wy when he saw a beauty mark justttt above wy’s (juicy) glutes . . .
wwx: h-hey! what’s the big idea! put me down!
lwj: hm, i paid, so it’s mine. //leans his face super close to wwx’s// you had some in your mouth, so you have to get it back
wwx: how am i supposed to bring it back up?! choke it out?!
lwj: i’d rather you choke on something else
my fyp is full of ice cream posts about the taller person having to pay, now idk i have a dumb idea of wwx and jc remembering their past lives where wwx was taller than jc, and when they reincarnated in modern times, wwx and jc having an argument (bcs when do they ever see the
(the ice cream was melting down wwx’s arm)
and proceeds to raise the arm and licks the melted ice cream off of wwx’s hand
lwj: this is mine now
and proceeds to princess carry wwx away