Miss Pretty Petty 💋

The internet needs supervision 😭🍿
I read the drama so you don't have to.
Relationships • Betrayals • Workplace chaos.

[Ezmay🎀 @meelah__b]

I have a coworker who comes to work late but somehow has the most opinions, the loudest voice, and the highest confidence in the room.

She’ll miss half the morning and still act like she’s the only one who knows how everything works. Meanwhile, the people who arrived early have already done the work she’s busy explaining.

Some people confuse being loud with being competent and having an opinion with being right.

Honestly, workplace confidence is good, but punctuality, humility, and actual results should come with it.

[𝘔𝘦𝘺𝘳𝘢𝘮♡ @itsmeraamaa]

My aunt told everyone in the house never to enter one particular room.
Nobody knew exactly why.
She kept it locked even when she wasn’t home.
One afternoon, she forgot to lock it.
I opened the door because I thought there was something inside I needed

[Lord of War @Abiodunali32]

For two years, my husband Daniel disappeared every Friday night.

Always at the same time.

Always for exactly 15 minutes.

At first, I didn't think much of it.

Then one day, I was checking our finances.

That's when I noticed something strange.

Daniel had been withdrawing $150 every Friday.

Every single week.

I started adding it up.

The total was more than $15,000.

I felt sick.

Where was all that money going?

My mind went to the worst place.

I started wondering if there was another woman.

Maybe an affair.

Maybe a secret life I knew nothing about.

So the next Friday, I followed him.

[Miss Pretty Petty 💋 @yinkamuse]

I sat there with shaky legs and didnt bother putting my clothes back on. He waited for a few minutes, I'm sure waiting to see if the show was over and then went back inside. I haven't stopped thinking about it and am getting wet all over again just typing this out.

[Miss Pretty Petty 💋 @yinkamuse]

and completely naked, and turned the vibrator on. I came twice before I got up and turned over. With one leg on the ground and one knee on the chair arm, ass up, I squirted again and melted back into the chair.

[Miss Pretty Petty 💋 @yinkamuse]

and was so hot and bothered I fucking squirted, which only made me more wild. I went inside, got my vibrator and decided fuck it...and took it outside. MUCH TO MY SURPRISE HE WAS STILL OUTSIDE AND I FUCKING WENT FERAL. I propped myself back up in the chair, spread eagle

[Miss Pretty Petty 💋 @yinkamuse]

Luckily the music was loud enough it drowned out any sounds of moans (I hope) but if he really was watching theres no denying what I was doing. I slid in two fingers and he still hadn't moved. I kept going, fingering myself, spread eagle on the chair, tits bouncing

[Miss Pretty Petty 💋 @yinkamuse]

I slid my shorts off and draped each leg over an arm of my chair, spread eagle. He didnt move. I kept one hand on my tit and the other moved between my legs, slowly rubbing my clit. Between being completely naked outside and the thought of being watched, I was soaked.

[Miss Pretty Petty 💋 @yinkamuse]

I started applying the tanning lotion to the newly exposed skin and heard my neighbor come outside. Thinking about someone being right outside while I was half naked had me instantly wet. I started rubbing my tits and suddenly could see his figure walk along the fence and stop.

[Miss Pretty Petty 💋 @yinkamuse]

We have a privacy fence, so do the neighbors and neither side has windows that I was visible through. While reapplying my lotion, my bra came the rest of the way off and completely exposed my tits so I said fuck it and left them out.

[Miss Pretty Petty 💋 @yinkamuse]

It was nice out today and I decided to get some sun. I went out, set up my bag chair, got my water, music playing. I had pulled the straps of my sports bra down to keep from getting tan lines and pulled as much of my tits out as I could without them being fully out.

[Lord of War @Abiodunali32]

Frankly caught my wife chatting with two men online, and the messages I saw were heartbreaking. She was telling one of them that she wasn't interested in me anymore and that he was the one she wanted. When I confronted her about it, she insisted it wasn't cheating because they were "just chatting."

But they were making plans to meet, so I don't see how that's "just chatting." Would most people consider that cheating?

[Ezmay🎀 @meelah__b]

He should have known better and put his son in his place when he was much younger

[𝘔𝘦𝘺𝘳𝘢𝘮♡ @itsmeraamaa]

My friend called me at 11:47pm and asked me if I was alone.
I said yes and asked why she was asking.
She told me to lock my door and not open it for anyone.
I laughed because I thought she was joking.
Then she said, “I’m serious. Someone is looking for you.”

[⚡THUNDERSTORM ⚡ @YoungD_009]

ステーションで育つと、人生の感じ方が少し違う。低重力は特別な自由をくれた。軽く一跳びすれば天井に手が届き、強く蹴り出せば本棚まで飛んでいけた。母は肘のすり傷ばかり気にしていたけれど、僕は分厚いガラス窓の向こうに広がる星空を見つめ、空想の世界をスケッチするのに夢中だった。
僕は宇宙で生まれた——正確に言えば、銀河間ステーションだ。
子供時代の大部分を、僕は副パイロットとして過ごした。父が操縦する船「トヨタ」の助手席に乗り、銀河パトロール隊として宇宙を巡った。穏やかな日には、父が過去の任務の話をしてくれ、僕は夢のような未来の冒険を熱っぽく語った。一歩間違えれば大惨事になる厳しい日には、操舵席で指示を飛ばす父の横で、僕はレーダーに目を皿のようにして張り付いていた。
そんな時、いつも兄のことが頭に浮かんだ。兄もかつてはこの助手席に座り、やがて入植システムを越えて飛び立っていった本物のヒーローだった。今度は僕が、その大きすぎる足跡を継ぐ番だった。
「トヨタ」は数々の戦いの傷を負っていた。かつてはレーザー砲塔と高精度銀河測位システムを備えた装甲軍艦だったが、直撃弾を受けて主翼と推進器を失った。宇宙一の整備士である父は、銀河のパーツ屋で見つけてきたファイアストン製のゴムタイヤ4本でそれを修理した。

[Lord of War @Abiodunali32]

I worked for a company where one of the married supervisors started going for lunch with one of his pretty young workers. The lunches got longer and longer, and then he had to start working late to get all of his work done.

Then he had to rent an apartment close to work, so he wouldn't have to drive all the way home after working late.

Eventually his worker got pregnant and he had to make a choice. He got divorced and married his mistress.

When she announced at work that she was pregnant and getting married to her already married boss, it was quite a scandal.

[Ezmay🎀 @meelah__b]

How possible is this condition….can this be real?

[𝘔𝘦𝘺𝘳𝘢𝘮♡ @itsmeraamaa]

My friend asked me to send money to her account.
She said her banking app was having issues and she needed to make an urgent payment.
I transferred it the same day.
Three days passed and she hadn’t sent it back.
When I asked her about it, she said she thought I meant it as a gift.
I reminded her that she specifically asked me to transfer it because her app wasn’t working.
She said she must have misunderstood the conversation

[⚡THUNDERSTORM ⚡ @YoungD_009]

凍てつくような海水に浸されても、感覚が麻痺することなどなかった。全身を苛んでいたのは、燃え盛るような熱さだけだ。息を吸おうともがくたび、肌が焦げ、肺が焼ける。入ってくるのは塩水ばかりだった。
深海へと静かに沈んでいくにつれ、頭上の光は漆黒の闇へと消え去っていった。耳の奥では、絶え間ない静寂が激しく鳴り響いている。私は己の運命を受け入れた。体は重く打ち捨てられ、肺は闇で満たされ、思考すらも途切れかけていた。
誰かでいい、この苦しみを見ていてくれ……そうすれば、一人きりで死なずに済むのに。
私の意識は途絶えた。上下の感覚も、自分を繋ぎ止める術も失われていた。
私を見つけて。
その時、虚無の中に一筋の火花が散り、柔らかな光となって広がると、私を苛んでいた灼熱の深海を包み込んだ。温かな風が吹き抜け、まどろんでいた意識を心地よく覚まさせる。ハッと息を呑むと、ひんやりとした空気が胸に流れ込み、私は目を見開いた。
見上げると、一人の女性が佇んでいた。ワインレッドの美しい衣服を纏い、生地が風に優しく揺れている。肩の左右と額の髪飾り、計三か所にあしらわれた繊細な金の台座には、研ぎ澄まされたホワイトクォーツが輝いていた。ピーチムーンストーンのように煌めく肌。そして、暗い木立の幹を思わせる濃い茶色の瞳が、荘厳さと温もりをたたえて私をまっすぐに見つめていた。その瞳は、私のすべてを見通しているようだった。

[Lord of War @Abiodunali32]

60 years ago my mother worked for somebody hella famous. Apparently she slept with him and that is why I exist. She then married the regular guy she was dating and told him I was his kid. DNA said otherwise. I do not tell people and I never will tell anyone except I do this, here, because I am not great at having secrets so this helps.