Albert

Homo Sapiens

[Albert @yinyang]

@GetflixAU Hi GetflixAU - can’t seem to be able to watch BBC today. Was working fine yesterday… any maintenance going on?

[Albert @yinyang]

@SidorDid Initially fatigued….

[Albert @yinyang]

@parcelforce Hello Parcelforce. Can someone assist with a package I’ve sent to UK from Aus - being held up for customs charge. Tracking EH383691432GB. Thanks.

[7NEWS Queensland @7NewsBrisbane]

It educated tens of thousands including some of Queensland’s most recognised household names. From humble beginnings blackboards and chalk to laptops and iPads, Brisbane State High is this year celebrating its 100th birthday. @STitmus7 #7NEWS

[Jen Dudley-Nicholson @jendudley]

Queensland: We have zero new cases today. Everyone stay home.

Trump: We have 24,787 new cases today so the protests against lockdowns were good. #COVID19Aus

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

Retweet if you think Trump should resign right now and let grownups handle this crisis.

[Steve Schmidt @SteveSchmidtSES]

Trump is incompetent, dishonest and profoundly indecent. His staggering incapacity for moral leadership in this unprecedented moment is hard to overstate. His empty boasting, dishonesty, blame gaming, lack of empathy and fragile ego are a deadly combination of traits right now

[Albert @yinyang]

Honest Government Ad | Coronavirus: Flatten The Curve https://t.co/MTez3v7TrG via @YouTube #FlattenTheCurve

[Albert @yinyang]

@WhenImElmo Twitter meltdown when @KMbappe retweets 👍

[Albert @yinyang]

Sometimes I don’t even bother with the promise bit 😳

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

This 👇

[The Anfield Wrap @TheAnfieldWrap]

Origi’s goal with added Clive Tyldesley

You’re welcome

🎥 @ReubenArmstrong

[Melissa Reddy @MelissaReddy_]

#WorldCup

[Frisson Football @FrissonFootball]

Here's a promo I threw together for the semi's vs Roma. Any RT's and likes appreciated!

[James Milner @JamesMilner]

Another hat-trick for Mo today.... just waiting for the other two to be confirmed by the claims panel😜 https://t.co/GPYt4vHMn8

[Albert @yinyang]

@jhollington first world problems lol! Need to put a ‘This side up’ sticker on the case 😜

[Beau Willimon @BeauWillimon]

Still no gun reform after Vegas.
Still no water & power in PR.
Still no leadership.

Meanwhile WH blames a widow & accuses FBI of treason.

[Albert @yinyang]

@hayleycampbell Great pic of you in the locker room 👏

[Albert @yinyang]

@mhaydon84 @OptusSport 7 times my app has crashed on iPad Pro so far… ☹️ Not Happy Jan