yellowjackets incoquotes

this is me struggling after season 2 with some silly little jokes

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Misty: I don't miss Nat

Lottie: I didn't say you did

Misty: But you thought it

Lottie: Wasn't thinking a thing

Misty, looking at a picture of Nat in her wallet: I don't miss her

Callie: Sure...

Lottie and Callie:

Lottie: You miss her, dont you?

Misty, crying: Yes.

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Van, to Taissa: If your eyes start hurting, what you've got to do is lay down and close them for a while... Now that's a really cool little maneuver that those in the medical field like to call 'sleep'.

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Akilah: Why are there eggs here?

Lottie: [Walks into the kitchen and gasps]

Lottie: How dare you touch Eggward and Eggsupercalifragilisticexpialidocious like that! 

Akilah: What-

Travis, walking in: How are the twins?

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Melissa: I read sweet, romantic things on the internet today

Mel: And I realized

Mel: You’re my highlighter. You make my world brighter

Shauna: [holds Melissa's hands]

Lottie and Van: I know what you are.

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Kidnapper: We have your girlfriend

Jackie: I don't have a girlfriend

Kidnapper: She punched me in the face and broke my colleague's arm.

Jackie: Oh my god, you have Shauna!

Kidnapper, ugly sobs: Please take her back, we can't take her anymore

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Shauna: I love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab someone’s eyes out. I can make mittens.

Nat: What was that middle part?

Shauna: I can make a hat.

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[Taivan]

Tai: Van, I'm sad.

Van, holds out arms for a hug: It’s going to be okay.

[Jackienat]

Jackie: Nat, I'm sad.

Nat, nodding: mood.

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Melissa: I don’t get why we need driver’s training. Driving is just like Mario Kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people.

Tai: Please never drive.

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Lottie: [pointing at Nat then at the sky]

Nat: ???

Nat: Are you implying that i will die soon

Lottie: No look up, there's a heart shaped cloud

[L @likeasvnr]

real jackieshauna interaction

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Van: [points to Taissa]

Van: That's my girlfriend you fuckers.

Lottie: She's you're wife, Van.

Van: My wife! Even better!

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Nat: I wanted to apologize.

Jackie: Good.

Nat: Let me finish. I wanted to, and then I realized I’m not sorry.

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[Coffee Shop AU]

Customer, ordering a coffee: I'd like a light roast.

Mari: You're kinda ugly.

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Jackie: Do you like me?

Shauna: Yes.

Jackie, pouts: Really? 

Shauna: You really think I would keep up with all of your bullshit if I didn’t love you?

Jackie, blushing: OMG you just said you love me.

Shauna: We’ve been dating for three years.

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Van: "Dude" but like romantically.

Mari: "Babe" but like platonically.

Nat: "Princess" but like rivalry.

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Nat: There's no way she likes me back.

Van: Lottie would throw herself in front of a moving car for you.

Nat: Lottie would throw herself in front of a moving car for fun.