You ever break into a bowl your baby made you and realize that shit is literally bottomless pit? I’ve been eating from this bowl for 3 minutes and it’s now half way done. I’d how she packed all this shit in this bowl.
I didn’t know love was the secret ingredient of a forever bag
@vamp1bella@elsathora I’m a fuckin pocket watcher but I love an American woman who’s not even American almost as much as I love an American woman who’s American.
@000user1 ‘I’m secretly in love with you but you won’t act on it so I found another man to take pics with that’s supposed to make you jealous’ like, you re already ‘us’d’ you don’t get what he’s saying? He’s saying you r taken. He’s respecting it. He doesn’t want to play games like u do.
@HumansNoContext He shouldn’t be on the actual road. If he was on the sidewalk I don’t think they’d bother him
Honestly this dudes smart. That car doesn’t need insurance!
@DailyLoud I’ve been saying this for years and people always told me im crazy. ‘There’s no way thats real bro relax’. Making me think im schizo. Fuck all of you. Every single one of you. I’m not crazy, you’re just stupid.
@MMAbreakdownz @paulmaulive@SonOfTrigger42@dhookstead You’re telling on yourself that you don’t know anything about the fighting world which is kind of funny that your whole profile is about MMA.
Go outside and try some of the stuff you’re sitting comfortably watching. You’ll learn eventually or you’ll quit early
Humans won’t survive the next century unless you are prepared to sacrifice a significant amount of recently developed, planet-destroying, non-essential creature comforts.