Jit Kid

if I’m posting here it’s bc I can’t somewhere else lmfaoooo. God Bless the Freedom of Speech

[Jit Kid @yjitlk]

You ever break into a bowl your baby made you and realize that shit is literally bottomless pit? I’ve been eating from this bowl for 3 minutes and it’s now half way done. I’d how she packed all this shit in this bowl.

I didn’t know love was the secret ingredient of a forever bag

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@americanamemes Honestly time to move the fuck out and go somewhere that’s still America

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@vamp1bella @elsathora I’m a fuckin pocket watcher but I love an American woman who’s not even American almost as much as I love an American woman who’s American.

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@Thebiglade Can I?

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@000user1 ‘I’m secretly in love with you but you won’t act on it so I found another man to take pics with that’s supposed to make you jealous’ like, you re already ‘us’d’ you don’t get what he’s saying? He’s saying you r taken. He’s respecting it. He doesn’t want to play games like u do.

[Jit Kid @yjitlk]

@000user1 Did you think sending your face behind another man’s bicep to make your crush jealous would work?

You need to be studied

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“Why do you still play @CounterStrike when every time you get on you get angry?”

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@brezscales Brabus if you’re real

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@AMAZlNGNATURE The more than likely answer is they’ve eaten us in the past and we don’t taste good.

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@DramaAlert I blame Netflix

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@NoContextBrits Being muscular does not mean you have good taste 👌👌👌

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@HumansNoContext He shouldn’t be on the actual road. If he was on the sidewalk I don’t think they’d bother him

Honestly this dudes smart. That car doesn’t need insurance!

[Jit Kid @yjitlk]

@DailyLoud I’ve been saying this for years and people always told me im crazy. ‘There’s no way thats real bro relax’. Making me think im schizo. Fuck all of you. Every single one of you. I’m not crazy, you’re just stupid.

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@KSayjee @buzfeednigeria

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@MattWalshBlog When I was a youngin. The whoppers made my mouth vibrate cuz the weird texture inside.

I liked that. Maybe she does?

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@MMAbreakdownz @paulmaulive @SonOfTrigger42 @dhookstead You’re telling on yourself that you don’t know anything about the fighting world which is kind of funny that your whole profile is about MMA.

Go outside and try some of the stuff you’re sitting comfortably watching. You’ll learn eventually or you’ll quit early

[Jit Kid @yjitlk]

@hottiebillion We’re seeing birds doing full dancing numbers on TikTok and people still look at pigeons like they’re brain dead

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@1fine_sznn No wonder they thought goats are satanic

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

Humans won’t survive the next century unless you are prepared to sacrifice a significant amount of recently developed, planet-destroying, non-essential creature comforts.

[Jit Kid @yjitlk]

@iamYoungNic_17 He has one good Song and it’s because Ceelo Green wrote the hook. I’ll die on this hill