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[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⭐️ Mikel Oyarzabal: “Who is the best striker in the World Cup? I wouldn’t really call Messi a striker because he’s everything football is…

…but I’d still choose him anyway”, told Cope.

[Everest @novieverest]

Please marry right.
A man divorced his wife because she had ₦600k in her account but couldn't pay ₦24k for their daughter's treatment.

She almost died.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Wait a minute...

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

The 3 wise men from the East.

[Shehu Gazali Sadiq @Rejoice_inlife]

Egyptian Christians are never allowed to play football for the Egyptian football team.

But muslim apologists will tell you islam is tolerant.

Ordinary football. You may imagine the kind of discrimination the Christians are facing in other sectors of Egypt.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Mikel Arteta & Diogo Simeone watching Paraguay reach new levels of Haram ball:

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

The way the English media are going on about the altitude at the Azteca you’d think the game was being played on the fucking moon

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Leo Messi: “Thanks to this team and these teammates, I can be at another World Cup today and I can keep competing”.

“I know they make an extra effort so that I can keep competing and they do it from the heart because they truly feel it”.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

0 - Today against France, Paraguay didn't pick up a single card in a FIFA World Cup match for the first time since 1998 against Nigeria.

Gentlemanly.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔥 Rayan Cherki: “I didn’t know Paraguay can do 30 fouls without getting a yellow card”.

[Bobby_Dazzler @Inspector_khay1]

I got stranded one weekend and needed to make an urgent transfer, but Zenith Bank decided to misbehave. I called my girlfriend and asked if she could lend me the money, promising to send it back the moment my transaction went through.
She said, “I don’t think I can.”

I asked why, thinking maybe she had a genuine reason. She replied, “You know I don’t like taking money out of my savings.”

I asked again just to be sure I heard her correctly. She repeated the exact same thing.

I simply said, “Okay,” and ended the call. A few days later, I ended the relationship too.

It wasn’t even about the money. It was realizing I couldn’t count on the person I was planning a future with when I genuinely needed help.

[nifee @__nifemii]

wetin be this😭😭

[Parallel Facts @ParallelFacts]

Nigerian Whistleblower English Alhaji Exposes Alleged Use Of Taxpayer-Funded Military Helicopter To Airlift Injured Terrorists For Treatment After Inter-Group Clash (VIDEO) https://t.co/2YpRPcW2oj

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

Seeing Simeone without his classic fully black suit feels so weird 😭😭

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Samuel L. Jackson dapping up Mo Salah at the Australia vs. Egypt game 🤝

[greg @greg16676935420]

Shoutout to whoever snuck a camera into Travis and Taylor’s wedding

Unfortunately they will probably be sued for everything they have

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Lionel Messi: “We already knew this was going to be a very difficult match. It wasn’t a coincidence that this team didn’t lose to Spain or Uruguay”.

“These are knockout matches, nobody gives you anything for free”.

[Rabbi Linda Goldstein (🇵🇸🍉I/P Commentary) @realrabbilinda]

Saudi Arabia is out. Egypt is out. Iran is out. England and France are the only Muslim countries left in the World Cup.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING: Rolex has named Nigerian 🇳🇬conservationist Rachel Ikemeh as 2026 Laureates for the Rolex Awards after she saved the red colobus monkey and other endangered monkey species in Niger Delta.

[Russ' TD ⚡ @RussFcb]

Brazil ain't real man