my mom

you know who else looked at my twitter bio?

[my mom @yknowwhoelse]

@ThyArtIsMemes2 @frankenfemme_ Me when Dracula starts biting people

[my mom @yknowwhoelse]

@SupportArashi @TrueLootGoblin @PushersGasMask thank you for the clarification

[my mom @yknowwhoelse]

@TrueLootGoblin @PushersGasMask okay nevermind, I guess you're right. people on reddit are saying the same thing but you have to use the bandage as soon as you finish donating for it to not count as damage. weird that that's even an issue

[my mom @yknowwhoelse]

@TrueLootGoblin @PushersGasMask the bleeding effect starts when the machine starts draining your health so I don't think that would work unless it's a glitch because there's no way to use the machine and a bandage simultaneously

[my mom @yknowwhoelse]

@EthananBanan @Alvah_or_Aalok I knew there was a reason I could keep hitting him. I prioritized getting the A+ score on my first run but I'll be going back to do this

[my mom @yknowwhoelse]

@SephirothSword_ sensei, your greatness is showing. the masses cannot handle it

[my mom @yknowwhoelse]

@gregthesorcerer do they have orc Applebee's with dollaritas or do they just know about them from Saruman and wanna fit in

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Flags at Grindr headquarters have been lowered to half-staff.

[my mom @yknowwhoelse]

@letsgetcanceled they didn't even work in 6 why is anybody surprised

[my mom @yknowwhoelse]

@sama

[troy bond jr (grand admiral) @TroyHasEbola]

Lindsey Graham dead at 71. The closet is less empty tonight. All grindr flags to be flown at half mass. He’s with Mitch McConnell now.

[my mom @yknowwhoelse]

@letterboxd the hell is this https://t.co/TbTNUqxu9T

[Variety @Variety]

Netflix in Talks to Buy Letterboxd: Report https://t.co/OsB8yJCNzP

[my mom @yknowwhoelse]

@SynthPotato gamers who complain about no physical media when they get to buy a digital port of a 13 old game with no dlc included ($30 upcharge) for almost the same price as 13 years ago on the same console they complained about ending physical media

[Cinna @blazyjai]

Reminder that shit like this is happening because Trump’s budget cuts to agencies like the FDA. Our food is less regulated now because of his choices as a leader.

[my mom @yknowwhoelse]

@cabanadrives6 Leviticus perchance?

[my mom @yknowwhoelse]

@jaythematerofdo we rock the cradle in this motherfucker

[my mom @yknowwhoelse]

@cabanadrives6 should I use a VPN or no

[my mom @yknowwhoelse]

@PlayStation okay but how do I download this

[my mom @yknowwhoelse]

@m_stormwitch you'd be correct