hollywould

✨️I'm the spawn of Oscar the Grouch & Minnie da Mouse.

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And I'd do it agian 🤭

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*my husband ordering my food*

"No spicy at all"

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Bread makes you fat?!

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psa: if you live in mocnton don't use shoppers for your prescriptions, 2 times they have withheld my prescriptions from me. I'm not sure why I'm getting push back when all I want is compression socks and birth control. 😵‍💫😵🫠

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I love that my husband knows how to cook, his food is so delicious. 🥰🤩

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I'm not sober. I'm just not drinking every opportunity I have, cuz that's lame.

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Whoever decided to write prescription directions the way they do, is an asshole. Like why they make it so hard to understand. Just say 2 pills a day. Why write take 1 pill twice a day? 🤣😅 got me taking 1 pill a day thinking I'm being a good patient. 😮‍💨

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Me when I see my husband 🤣❤️
I just ficken love him

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Sometimes you just gotta rock the old shit for a little while longer. ✨️

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You ever herd of, "I'm in me moms car"?

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I love when I accidentally rhyme 🔥

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It's so odd talking to people and them being like, "weren't you the one that..."

😅🤭🫠🙃
Makes me feel popular af.

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Yeah, and what are you gonna do about?!

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@dustyslay @NancyMace Word.

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*laborer @ work holding his chest*

Omg, I almost ripped my boobie off.
🤣💀

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When the "men" on site doubt me and my capabilities, it makes me laugh because their work is absolute shit. 🤣

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Slut machines in the bus station. ✨️

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Taking my car to the garage is the only form of gambling I be doing.

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It erks me when people in important positions lie, like why you messing with people's stuff like that.

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So greatful for my husband, he makes me feel seen and safe all the time. ❤️ I found a good one.

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1 pint, 2 glasses