Yellow Milk

I got zero bitches and I don't eat cheddar.. I don't know, I'm just happy I got friends.

Host of Rowan Reviews
Visual Artist
He/Him

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"Greening out" but it's just me eating an ungodly amount of green beans

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Help me find these 2 promos

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@hydra468 This first edition Japanese Togetic my financee got me when we first started dating

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Headbutt a fucking knife

[Hyperbeam @HyperbeamTCG]

@hugeflarkinnerd Is this confirmed by Pokemon?

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Just flexing this minty Gengar prime I just got in today #gengar

[Gastrodon Propaganda🐌 @DailyGastrodon]

Remember me

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@TheFaithSheriff @supermega Do you even know how a defamation case works? Have fun showing the court your small cock

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@LazardBros This just isn't true if you live in a city with a population over 300 jackass

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Couldn't find any packs but we still had to celebrate. Dug in the vintage trunk and ended the night with a banger
#Pokemon30thAnniversary

[Peeled Pokemon @peeled_pokemon]

0423.

[ variant : east sea ]

[Pokemon Deals, Alerts & News! @PokemonDealsTCG]

Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness Officially Coming to Nintendo Switch in March 2026!

#Pokemon #NintendoSwitch

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Damn these circles do be ever decreasing

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@sam_thraxx Have fun writing fanfiction about how you fail to groom young adults. Fucking loser

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Imagine being such a chud you write fanfics at failing to groom young adults

[Sammy Breakfast @sam_thraxx]

*sees beautiful 19 year old woman at coffee shop*

*approaches her immediately*

me: you look like my next mistake

19yo: omg what?

me: you heard me

19yo: you’re saying i look like a mistake? that’s insulting

me: you’re right, it would be under normal circumstances, but you’re wrong. because the last mistake i made was dating a beautiful woman, so because i’m saying you’re my next mistake i’m actually saying you’re beautiful

19 yo *blushing*: omg thank you that’s so sweet. what’s your name?

me: sammy breakfast

19 yo: do you want my instagram?

me: heh.. i’m a bit more… old fashioned lol. i was going to ask for your number. i can change with the times though, here’s my instagram

*types in my instagram handle in her ig search bar*

19 yo: wow i think ive seen some of your videos before

me: doesn’t surprise me

19 yo: what do you do for work?

me: i’m a software engineer

19 yo: that’s awesome, so you must write a lot of code huh?

me: someone’s out of touch lol

19 yo *confused*: what do you mean?

me: i haven’t written code in 3 years. i have chat gpt do it for me. why should i waste my time when i can have ai do the work for me? clearly you don’t see where the future is heading lol

19 yo: tbh i guess i just don’t know much about it

me: if you don’t know how important ai is going to be in the next 3 years, i guess i don’t know much about our future

*i turn around and walk away*

are women these days all like this?

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@DailyGastrodon First thing I did was find those slimy little goobers

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@luckygrl420 The duality of man

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@PokemonDealsTCG walmart que is just as bad for me as PC, never have the right luck

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Listening to this tipper album and each track is a wave of nostalgia and memories. The best times with my favorite people.
Feels like I'm listening to the soundtrack of my mid 20s

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@luckygrl420 Loosies getting released is my 9/11 (but in a good way)