You Look Nice Today

★ YLNT is an audio Journal of Emotional Hygiene staffed by @lonelysandwich, @scottsimpson, and @hotdogsladies. Their affection for you is palpable. ★

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@zackkatz We have never been on hiatus.

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So weird because we’re not involved with this, yet “friendship, mattresses and a kidnapping gone terribly wrong” is also exactly how we got started…

[Variety @Variety]

.@VictoriaJustice and @joelmchale have joined the cast of “California King,” a comedy that mixes together a story of friendship, mattresses and a kidnapping gone terribly wrong. https://t.co/AuE3UYCqRG

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We don’t hate it

[Sauce_ @Sauce_]

@hotdogsladies I heard the song once and knew what I should do. I made some opening credits for the @ylnt TV show. I hope @adamlisagor and @scottsimpson don't mind getting dragged into this. https://t.co/tnBfeWYVSC

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To be clear, our latest episode and its claims have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. Fire up your in-home fluoroscope and enjoy:

https://t.co/2GTPCfnw7R

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If you barged into our private call: thanks, respectfully, but no thanks, pejoratively

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In today’s episode we chase down a unique opportunity in the space around Dignity as a Service (`DaaS`).

Come out to play with your pals in You Look Nice Today.

https://t.co/MWYMEmh52c

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@jsatk @hotdogsladies No, we should figure something out but we probably won’t figure something out

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@hotdogsladies We’ve gotta see if we can license this from Devin.

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@LeftyOdinbeard It’s got the clearest path to a billion

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@LeftyOdinbeard These are excellent.

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Later this evening we’ll be whipping up businesses that will turn a select few of you into billionaires.

(Please note: if you are interested in becoming a *millionaire*, this is NOT for you. Yuck.)

6:30P/9:30E

https://t.co/ITxXDkOXzV

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Get ready for another YLNT Solutions session tomorrow, Thursday 6:30P/9:30E.

We’ll be minting some fresh future billionaires. Come for the ideas, stay for the cheese plate.

https://t.co/ITxXDkOXzV

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This reusable Q-tip competitor has strong us-energy

[Joseph Rooks @JosephRooks]

@scottsimpson

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Sadly we have to cancel today’s YLNT Solutions session; we’ve rescheduled for two weeks from now.

(We received concerned notes from billionaires worried we’re throwing the doors of their little club wide open. We’ll soothe their fears and be back in a fortnight.)

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@TheMediaHoarder @hotdogsladies ¡Gracias tocayo! Fíjate:

https://t.co/j0VwaCwqOj

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We’re back tomorrow (Thursday) with another live YLNT Solutions. Interested in becoming a billionaire? We’ll pick a couple of folks—based on your A’s to a few simple Q’s, we will craft a custom plan to get you to your first $1,000,000,000.

6:30P/9:30E

https://t.co/ITxXDkOXzV