Lucifan Y. Sassafras

Immigrant. Self Employed. Realist. Tucker Carlson Enthusiast. Georgia Tech Class of ‘79, Triangle Tech ‘82. Former Senior Editor of the Kalamazoo Chronicle.

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@netanyahu please abolish Adam Silver as NBA commissioner and neutralize him. I can’t watch him ruin All-Star weekends for the rest of my life

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@ryoon72 @ItsJakePerry @ReggieHoggedUp What are the things to do in Detroit in the winter? Shoot up heroin? Get mugged and shot downtown?

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@JWeinbachNBA NorthPacific
- SEA
- POR
- SAC
- GS
SouthPacific
- LAC
- LAL
- LV
- PHX
PrairieWest
- OKC
- DEN
- MIN
- UTA
GulfWest
- DAL
- HOU
- SAS
- NOP
MidAtlantic
- TOR
- CLE
- DET
- WAS
SouthAtlantic
- MIA
- ORL
- ATL
- CLT
NorthAtlantic
- NY
- BKN
- PHI
- BOS
Central
-MIL
-CHI
-IND
-MEM

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@RickyReports @KDKA

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@netanyahu @realDonaldTrump Who exactly are you thanking? We all know this was your call Benjamin. You got DJT to do your dirty laundry in Mar-a-lago again just a few days ago. Now it just so happens that the next favorite to run Venezuela is another one of your puppets to help control your dying narrative.

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Do people fart on planes? I’ve held in so many farts over the years out of curtesy for the passengers behind me. My New Years Resolution is to now start crop dusting those who dare to sit behind Sassafras on planes. @slicington #NewYearNewSassafras #SassafrasThoughts

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@camyoungburner Nice watch Mr. Young! Absolutely love it. Also, diabolical hate from Kalamazzo, MI. Your “Mrs” is probably a fatty.

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@PlayOffJimmy_ @Adam5380 Hey Jimbo, Sassafras here. Despite what others think, this shit was hilarious. Sassafras opinion is the only thing that matters.

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Fuck Shai Gilgeous Alexander

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@reunicluh @sliceezyy Go to the middle east then and see if that’s true

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@shallowedout @DuragRebel Great choice Du, excellent track. Respectable single item post right here

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@SMaki297 @BaBaWhiteSheep3 @shallowedout This is great. Pro shop hauls gotta be the worst thing to happen to golf since the Maxi league. Cheers mate

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@walkdowncheddy Ched,
With all due respect, take this map and shove it up your ass. You illiterate buzzards lost the war. Don’t worry, us yankees would never voluntarily move to your Gotham City. I bet your excuse of a city smells like poo.

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Saw this post and couldn’t help myself from commenting on it. That’s my Great Uncle Dakota right there having a snooze fest right in front of DJT!! Great to see unc putting in the work! He loves his job. @slicington @NightSlasher72

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@CarterCritiques @michaelbrewerly Wow Omar Khan is really full of shit. Nico Harrison typa move. He loved Pittsburgh and Pittsburgh loved him.

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@michaelbrewerly please fail your physical for the Cowboys so the trade gets vetoed. Go bananas and do some drugs today.

- Sassafras

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Sweet mother of pearl. #shrink

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@coldcallsniper Sergeant,

Nice pic of your buddies dart on the par 3. The kid must be a stick. Next time don’t spread misinformation in the BV. This is a community of honor and dignity. Also, you’re not even a sargeant you phony.

Sassafras

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@Birdass_ Mr. Stark,

Are you Tony? I would contact Jarvis on this one. He’s top notch.

Lucifan

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Great heavens someone inject this album into my veins #HansZimmer