Yer Man, Martian

Colonizing Earth.
engineer, video editor. Maker of things.

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New song and video.
Sam Hyde's Dracula Freestyle, circa 2014, remixed.
https://t.co/2AtczqZuYd

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@AlexHer30374159 He did put up a great fight, it's just not valid if he wins by cheating.

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Nice of the UFC refs to allow Cyril Gane to again fire multiple back of the head shots like he did to Tuivasa. Whose dick did Gane suck to get this kind of permissiveness?
#UFC250 #ufcfreedom250

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I fully apologize to Justin Gaehtje for ever doubting him.
The best base for MMA is being from 5 generations of German American copper miners. 🇺🇸
#UFCfreedom250 #ufc250

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@hall_sloan I've scarcely ever seen such a well-made Art Nouveau type painting, among the attempts I've seen over the years.
Is this digital, traditional, a combination of both?
The use of sky blues even in the shadows, the indication of sunlight, very skillful. The composition is great.

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@bedofknives +5 speed stats, apparently. Rare loot.

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Why is nobody talking about how fuckin' FAST Bashir is in those awkward "Japanese farmer boots" or whatever.

MFer broke into a sprint within 1.25 seconds of Mints mouthing off, and cleared that slippery-ass floor in no time, to dominate Mints with his Ne Waza
#fishtanklive

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Landon has only eaten two forms of food in his life, and is now saying he's basically only ever seen one movie: 1974's "Boss N-Word," as he calls it.

The guy is unusual, but he's endearing.
#fishtanklive

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@stealthvoltron How did you know this was Curtis Mayfield, you absolute MFer?! (Also, yes, it was the UAD AT-102 plugin -- Good call, and crazily quick!)

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@DVanLangenhove "Remove the judges." They are:
- mr. K.A. Brunner (Presiding Judge, male)
- mrs. P. Sloot (female)
- mrs. B.J. Blok (female)

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For those asking for the names of the judges responsible:
- mr. "K.A. Brunner" (Presiding Judge, pictured)
has been a senior judge (senior rechter) at the Rechtbank Amsterdam since January 1, 2013

Assisted in the judgment by:
- mrs. P. Sloot (female)
Has been a judge at the Rechtbank Amsterdam since January 1, 2013
- mrs. B.J. Blok (female)
Has been a judge at the Rechtbank Amsterdam since at least 2015

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@glennydisco @stealthvoltron This is crazily good!

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Sources say that upon his death, Liu Kang's brother's soul was released, and forgave his brother for not killing Shang Tsung earlier.

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God bless Brandon Buckingham and his family, may he pull through and may his health improve completely.

That guy has been really good to me, and very genuine, despite there being no inherent gain in it for him.

That's one of the world's good guys.

https://t.co/cOvz7siRtG

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@schmittychan That's fair enough -- I was mostly just saying deliberately mean stuff because I thought you were dogpiling a 'tard. Sorry about that, I was a bit out of my mind. It was a very wild Saturday. Best of luck.

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BREAKING: Police forced to subdue Idi Amin, "The Butcher of Uganda"

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

BLM's push for body-cams continues to be one of the biggest self-owns of all time

[Thor-Axe the Impaler @xTHORAXtheIMPx]

@lnkspren @Littlelarr33343 @OfAthenry You seem like you can differentiate window manufacturers by taste.

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@nopantsgomez @TheBPITU @dickmasterson 💯🙏

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Just realized that Freddy is doing his accidental Hitler routine WHILE IN AN UNDERGROUND BUNKER AAAAAAAhaha
#fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive

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HAHAHAHa I just realized that Freddy donned a Hitler 'stache and immediately started telling everyone, including the Jewish guy "It doesn't matter what happened in the past! Let it go!" while holding his arm straight outward
#fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive

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Is this Ricky Berwick's middle-aged friend trying to talk to a literal highschooler about her sexual habits?
Massive schoolteacher-arrested-for-soliciting-minors vibes.
#fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive