y a s m i n 🤍

slide in with ur best pickup line

[y a s m i n 🤍 @ymartz1496]

sometimes being nice isn't always the best move

[y a s m i n 🤍 @ymartz1496]

*sigh* the good ol days

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

I can’t believe we used to throw toilet paper and eggs at houses and now we can’t afford toilet paper, eggs or a house.

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

Remember the American government can send a rocket to the moon and finance three wars simultaneously, and apparently an inevitable nuclear apocalypse, but it can’t afford day care, social security or a functioning healthcare system….

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Call me crazy, but we shouldn't have to wake up every day trying to figure out if the president of the United States is trying to manipulate the market or start a nuclear war.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

To be truly fluent in English,
you must know your shits

Dogshit: Very poor quality
Bullshit: Not true
Horseshit: Nonsense
Apeshit: Rambunctious
Batshit: Insane
Chickenshit: Cowards
Ratshit: Poor quality
No shit: Obviously
Holy shit: Unbelievable
Hot shit: Very good
Dipshit: Total dumbass
Tuff shit: Take it or leave it.
Jack shit: Nothing
The shit: Perfection

[y a s m i n 🤍 @ymartz1496]

@FurkanGozukara @CGerricault

[toxic king @toxicking]

Gas prices so high you can’t even drive around to clear ya mind anymore

[y a s m i n 🤍 @ymartz1496]

@TXMCtrades @CGerricault

[y a s m i n 🤍 @ymartz1496]

@cxrnerrstone @_hollyrenshaw_ @CGerricault L O L 😭😭😭

[y a s m i n 🤍 @ymartz1496]

@RespectfulMemes @_hollyrenshaw_ @CGerricault

[y a s m i n 🤍 @ymartz1496]

@neet_sol @_hollyrenshaw_ @CGerricault fr

[y a s m i n 🤍 @ymartz1496]

@anarcho_cat @CGerricault

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@hippyygoat @CGerricault

[y a s m i n 🤍 @ymartz1496]

@Gianl1974 @CGerricault LOL

[ɴᴀᴅɪ 𖤐. @luvblessingz]

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

[y a s m i n 🤍 @ymartz1496]

Lemme tell you about the chokehold audio books have on me 🥴

[y a s m i n 🤍 @ymartz1496]

December has been so blissful 🥰🤍

[y a s m i n 🤍 @ymartz1496]

The last 5 months have been amazing 🥹 i absolutely can’t wait to finish out this year & see what 2025 has in store 😈

[ARIES ✰ @mskmoneyy]

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday