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Wasting the productive hours of my day, 120 characters at a time.

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

only the most cowardly milk hotels can stay neutral during this time

[A potato @ymersvennson]

The other reindeer really called it when they said that Rudolph would go down in history. They couldn’t know what would happen at the time. But then he became by far the most famous reindeer.

[A potato @ymersvennson]

If I could ask [Instrument] Man to play a song for me, for any choice of instrument, Tambourine Man would probably be near the bottom of the list

[A potato @ymersvennson]

The Proclaimers is an apt band name, since their only known song is about loudly proclaiming that they would walk 500 miles

[A potato @ymersvennson]

@ben_rosen Explanation?

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

what if we kissed under the missile toad

[Chris Scott @iamchrisscott]

Mariah Carey beginning with “I don’t want a lot for Christmas” and then revealing she wants “you” is such a good burn

[A potato @ymersvennson]

There was a “Han Solo”, but Luke was the one who only had one hand. @StarWarsMinute

[Margo Mantindale @Ma_14849493829]

Hello! I MARGO MARTINDALE

[The Bubbles (now QuantumOfSilliness on Bluesky) @TheTchaikovsky]

Whoever the next James Bond is they need to do three films - no more, no less - or everything’s ruined.

[A potato @ymersvennson]

@sandrinhadomar You should stop painting and printing, and get to the point

[A potato @ymersvennson]

@sandrinhadomar Better than my 6/6

[A potato @ymersvennson]

Jeg laver så mange fejl i livet at jeg ikke jokker i spinaten, jeg jogger i spinaten

[A potato @ymersvennson]

@SuzanaEzquina Get a proper table and chair? Back pain is far worse than covid for people our age tbh

[A potato @ymersvennson]

@PicturesFolder_ @YangKelin6

[WASP SUMMER (aka bogan) @WaspSummer]

@ellewasamistake @meakoopa

[A potato @ymersvennson]

@jazz_inmypants The easiest way to understand it is that they are designed so that “mining” is possible. You can find new ones, but it takes a lot of energy

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Prince Charming: so what do you do for fun

Cinderella: sing with rats

Prince: are you sure the shoe fit good looked a little snug

[A potato @ymersvennson]

@ohtumblroh Lol thats you @sandrinhadomar