YMGE Employment, Social Policy & Consumer Affairs

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Unemployment dropped to 8%!!!! #Yes #Wearethechampions #wepassedadirective

[YMGE Employment, Social Policy & Consumer Affairs @Ymge2018]

Unemployment is down 7% to 18%!!! #Wow #BirdBoyz #Wedidit

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Directive: Tax Break Vegan Break
Business that do not serve meat will receive a tax break from the Employment Ministry. This also creates a program to help move workers from the livestock production to crop production. #Veganism #Wow #IGuess

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Directive: Werk Werk Werk
We have nationalized 20% of the secondary section to create gas filters to clear the air! #Cleanitup #Work

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Directive: Song for the Sick
Creates moral boosting jobs to keep spirits high in the EU

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Directive: Mo Jobs, Mo Money
Employment has just increased the amount of mining jobs and chemical synthesis jobs to help increase available resources!! #Tacklingtheproblem #Whipitup @times_eu

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@FoodandY just moved into Germany as well... #toolate

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Suspicious activity seen outside of the Polish Minister of Employment's house... #feathers #flapflap

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@FoodandY @ECOFINYMGE Be careful when dropping the supplies over Poland... #babybirds #nestegg

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@FoodandY It's already in motion.... #wingsflapping

[YMGE Employment, Social Policy & Consumer Affairs @Ymge2018]

Guess who's back... #caw

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@ECOFINYMGE that's not how that works

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The "Heat-Boyz" have begun spreading into Austria... #Spiceitup

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@ECOFINYMGE @YMGEtransport @times_eu Employment is looking into this...

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We have just been defunded by EcoFin... Who is the real terrorist again??? #thismeanswar

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The "Heat-Boyz" have eliminated almost all homelessness in Hungary... #Whoisincharge #stoptheterror

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@ECOFINYMGE @YmgeJ Not in or jurisdiction.... ReAd A BoOK #Knowyourmeme #duh

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@times_eu Was it the "Heat-Boyz?"

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Directive: Rewind
This directive stikes Directrive Ice Ice Baby, and unfreezes jobs within the European Union. This also makes jobs for unskilled workers and promotes the use of medical masks.

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Germany has created an App called Iceee, with the purpose of identifying the "Heat-Boyz!" #Cooldown