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[EU Times @times_eu]

Congratulations to the councils of the EU for resolving the crisis!
https://t.co/yrWBGGjxN0

[YMGE Hungarian Cabinet @HungaryYMGE]

DIRECTIVE: Invests 160 million Fts to expand the “Family Housing Allowance Program.” Raises subsidies for growing families to encourage increasing the birth rate in Hungary. Government publications, educational programs, and social media will inform citizens about this program.

[YMGE Hungarian Cabinet @HungaryYMGE]

DIRECTIVE: Hungary will provide necessary educational programs towards aiding the transition of approved asylum seekers. This includes courses on language, employment and skill sets, and cultural integration and customs.

[Luxembourg Cabinet @LuxembourgCabi1]

Directive PASSED. Formed a Public Private Partnership (PPP) to allow ministers and top-tier economists to create new policies for Luxembourg that cannot be exploited or abused.

[YMGE 2018 NGO Forum @NGOforum2018]

CRISIS: People are in the streets against NGOs!! The press for the NGO coalition is not looking good. Check out the propaganda released below:

[Swedish Cabinet @CabinetSwedish]

Just passed: new farming regulations to reduce farming's impact on the climate!

[Luxembourg Cabinet @LuxembourgCabi1]

Directive PASSED! A fraud force will be implemented, illegal state aid will no longer be available, and taxes will be enforced with greater control. #saynotocorruption

[NATO YMGE @NYmge]

Delegates of Bulgaria, Canada, and Albania suggest the creation of a new communist society called United Communist States. They are currently lobbying nations to join UCS. #communism #cooperation #UCS

[YMGE 2018 NGO Forum @NGOforum2018]

CRISIS: Images of the lavish expenses of FOX with donor funds shown below… Misuse of over 500 billion Euros. SAD!

[YMGE Dutch Cabinet @DutchYmge]

Delegates are discussing how to tackle the rise of organized crime and the drug crisis in the Netherlands right now as a result of the disease spreading. There are talks of establishing martial law.

[YMGE 2018 NGO Forum @NGOforum2018]

CRISIS: FOX, an NGO included in the PACT plan, has been accused of corruption. CNN releases a seething investigation highlighting the crimes of the FOX organization. Check out the article below…
https://t.co/Rl8aAJSomV

[Luxembourg Cabinet @LuxembourgCabi1]

Each Minister is reviewing what they've been up to the past 2 days. Lots of good updates!!

[EU Times @times_eu]

@eucopresident Yale Model Government Europe (YMGE) 2018 has completed its simulation of the EU, and you were the one to announce the resolution of the crisis!

[EU Times @times_eu]

Congratulations to the councils of the EU for resolving the crisis!
https://t.co/yrWBGGjxN0

[ECYS Council @ECYSCouncil]

75% of schools have been sanitized and reopened. Average attendance is at 40% and we are working hard to bring it back to 100% #keepinit100

[ECYS Council @ECYSCouncil]

Baby Shark is now the national anthem of the European Union!

[Health Council @HealthCouncil1]

In light of the final crisis update, the emergency protocol has been lifted! #wecanhavefunagain

[YMGE Employment, Social Policy & Consumer Affairs @Ymge2018]

Unemployment dropped to 8%!!!! #Yes #Wearethechampions #wepassedadirective

[Health Council @HealthCouncil1]

DIRECTIVE PASSED: The Council is currently producing a vaccine using research from a joint investigation with the environment council and 3D biprinting. Once developed, it will be made available to each country leaving it to their discretion how to distribute the vaccine.

[ECYS Council @ECYSCouncil]

The verdict is in. @YmgeJ is corrupt.

[YMGE Transport, Telecommunications, Energy @YMGEtransport]

PASSED DIRECTIVE: Calls upon Saudi Arabia to enter into new oil deal with EU. We call for import of crude oil, at a low price. Demands all EU members and other countries to implement embargoes. Creates deal with Norway to provide EU with natural gas resources.