yu-KNOW-when

yo soy una papa gUAPA

[trash jones @jzux]

hey congrats man i heard trump just appointed you as the director of the department of little bitches

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

the real sexiest man alive is the girl reading this

[who cares @DianaG2772]

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point

[Cali @calidaysay]

Cranberry vodka counts as a Thanksgiving side, right?

[a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷 @full_legal_name]

i want a boyfriend but not like how some of u have boyfriends .. i want him to be cool and stuff

[Tommy @MyTommyHurts]

My AMEX, her choice

[Terrance A. Sullivan @TASullivan]

Umm if the department of education doesn’t exist then neither do my student loans

[Tyler @tmonson23]

“Male loneliness epidemic” have we considered that they deserve to be lonely because they suck

[meej (they/them) @Meeejie]

‘you live in a progressive area, you’ll be fine’ it’s not just about me, it was NEVER just about me. it should never just be about you.

[J. Elvis Weinstein @JElvisWeinstein]

I think I'll miss science the most.

[Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸 @RepWeinstein]

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

[amanda @italchicc]

remove “are you a convicted felon” from All job applications moving forward .

[halli ⸆⸉ 𓆙❤️‍🔥 @inthevault_]

Greatest country in the world?? Why is every woman I know crying on the way to work today???

[bring back shame. @sshandinx]

in the clurb, we are NOT all fam.