Samuel S. Quinch

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POLL: Does #Sasquatch practice #LeaveNoTrace?

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A #Bigfoot clan may be smelly, but at least we're not perverts like the #PopeLickMonster.

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@loneblockbuster You and me both

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Correction: The land was not damaged. Human-built structures were damaged.

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Crews work to restore Montana land damaged by Meyers wildfire https://t.co/qMXhSiQcIr

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@CryptKeepPod Of course the cryptozoology establishment always portrays the hoop snake rolling on its back like a dingus. The belly is on the OUTSIDE, folks!

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#Shoutout to all who have expressed concern that @realDonaldTrump's #borderwall will block #squatch migration routes. Rest assured that we will easily find our way across. We're more concerned about @SpringheelSaga and @chupacabraDC who may not be able to jump high enough.

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After an unsuccessful #SnipeHunt, #Sasquatch is often blamed for decimating the local population. The fact is that squatches are excellent stewards of wildlife and most cases of overindulgence can be traced to #MothMan or #SpringHeeledJack. #TuesdayTidbits

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#NatureFact: Like many of #Yellowstone's inhabitants, #Sasquatch has adapted to #DaylightSayingsTime. Young #squatchlings instinctively know to come out of hibernation when the sun sets an hour later.

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From 3/15 to 4/20, most roads in #Yellowstone are closed to all vehicular traffic. This is a great time to catch a #Squatch on the move as we migrate from our winter #SquatchHoles to summer feeding grounds at #TentCampingOnly locations. Book your #YNP Squatch Tour today!

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@AltYelloNatPark The bird is a red herring.

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#GovernmentShutdown transforms our public lands from a #DingusConvention to a #SasquatchParadise except for #GatesOfTheArctic which is cool irregardless.

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#HeyKids - Your YNP Squatch Tours guide can help you earn the #AltJuniorRanger badge! We recommend starting with the What's That Stank?!? activity in which you will identify the three sources of odors in #GreaterYellowstone: Biological, Geological and Sasquatch. #FindYourPark

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@AltYelloNatPark Having an escape route is key.

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@Sasquatch_Sam Squirrels. Squirrels be all up in my squatch-stash.

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@AltYelloNatPark #SASQUATCH

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#Protip: Next time you plan a #SasquatchHunt maybe consider coordinating with an actual #Squatch. We don't take kindly to #DeltaBravo Squadron tromping through the #SquatchCamp but we're usually down for a #MeetAndGreet at a mutually agreeable location.

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#Sasquatch doesn't identify as #BadHombre. I'm more of a #BadAssHombre with my sneaky-slick skills.

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As usual, @YellowstoneNPS has announced the biannual human release from a shamelessly human-centric perspective. #FindYourPark #WeLiveHere https://t.co/CwaEDeKDS0

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Skis waxed? Reservations made? Yellowstone's winter season starts tomorrow! Details at https://t.co/O0pF5lQg9s.

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Caught a rare early morning glimpse of a #Squatch family traversing the ridgeline in #silhouette at #sunrise.

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93% of #Yellowstone #Snowcoach tours pass within viewing distance of #Sasquatch, but only 2% report sightings. Book a YNP Squatch Tour today and see what the others are missing.