Robert

If it wasn't for the Bronx...

[Noxes @NoxesRL]

Hot take but bots if used properly could’ve actually been a good thing for Rocket League.

Obviously keep them out of ranked, that should’ve never happened in the first place. People are using the bots to sell accounts and that’s never going to be okay.

But after running into so many bots, I realized how good of a training tool it can be to play bots that play “perfect Rocket League”. Being able to watch replays of them and see the decisions they make is super interesting. Which you can either apply to your own gameplay or be able to practice against said “Perfect Rocket League”. It could unironically be meta defining for the top of RLCS.

Also the bigger implication being that there is hugeeeee PvE possibilities by adding way more content to the game. Rocket League has a content drought problem and some of the best experiences I’ve had in the game has been private matches or modes created by the community.

So imagine if you could play Mirror bot, or go through a hardcore gauntlet of a different variety of bots for rewards or whatever it may be. Imagine if you go against a bot that can only save, or can only flip reset that you have to defend. A bot that never drops the ball, and even a training bot that can show you how to do certain mechanics. Like half flips, balancing the ball, Hook shots, and different forms of basic fundamentals.

It really does suck because even after years of nothing being added content wise to the game, RL has sooooooo much potential. Which now with the game seeing a second wave of popularity. It feels like it’s now or never to really make RL the game I know it can be. I’d love to sit down and share some of these ideas if the Devs are ever willing to listen 😔.

[aditii @aditiitwt]

In order to be born, you needed:

2 parents
4 grandparents
8 great-grandparents
16 second great-grandparents
32 third great-grandparents
64 fourth great-grandparents
128 fifth great-grandparents
256 sixth great-grandparents
512 seventh great-grandparents
1,024 eighth great-grandparents
2,048 ninth great-grandparents

For you to be born today from 12 previous generations, you needed a total of 4.094 ancestors over the last 400 years

Pause for a second and really think about this…

How many hardships did they survive?
How many silent battles did they fight?
How many tears did they wipe away?
How many moments of joy did they celebrate?
How many love stories began so that yours could one day exist?
How many dreams for a better future were whispered into the dark?
All of it…
just so you could be here, alive, in this moment

[Katyayani Shukla @aibytekat]

He literally explained the Black Coffee Theory and why it changes how you approach life.

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

I watched a guy on the bus today. 6:45 AM in the morning while jogging, His eyes looked heavy, like he was carrying the weight of an entire lineage on his shoulders. But immediately he sat down, he brought out his phone and started scrolling TikTok.
​As a Biomedical Engineer, I wanted to snatch that phone from his hand.
​See, let me tell you the bitter truth nobody wants to hear.

Most of you are not lazy or "unlucky." You are chemically sabotaging your own destiny before you even brush your teeth.
​The first 60 minutes of your day is a war zone. Your brain is begging for direction. It runs on dopamine, that’s the fuel for your motivation. But what do you do?
​You wake up. Your eyes haven't even adjusted to the darkness of your room, and gbam, you pick up your phone.
​You check WhatsApp to see who ignored you. You check X to see who is fighting. You check Instagram to see your mates buying cars you can't afford yet.

​You think you are just "waking up," but scientifically? You are flooding your brain with cheap, unearned dopamine. You are frying your reward system. By 8 AM, your brain is already tired. It has consumed "content" but produced nothing.
​And let me speak to the men for a second.
​I write about men a lot because I see what you go through. The pressure is much. You wake up and the first thought is Rent, School fees, the woman you want to impress.
​It is terrifying.
​So, you grab your phone to escape. The phone is your pacifier. It numbs the panic of the morning. But that comfort is a lie.
​When you start your day with cheap dopamine, actual work feels like torture. You have programmed your neurochemistry to be a consumer, not a king.
​You are training your brain to be weak in a world that eats weak men for breakfast.
​Here is the hard truth (and you can drag me if you like):
Your morning mood doesn’t determine how your day goes. It determines your capacity to suffer for your success.
​If you can’t survive the first hour of the day without a screen, how do you want to survive the economy?
​Protect your first hour.
Don't touch that phone.
Stare at the ceiling. Pray. Do pushups. Go for a morning jug or walk.
Let your brain starve for a bit so it learns to hunt for the hard things.
​Stop feeding your destiny to the algorithm.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

A female chameleon burst into colours in her final moments, a beautiful natural farewell.

[Jum @JesterJum]

If you ever forget that English is a difficult language, just remember:

Read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don't rhyme and neither do read and lead.

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

I thought I was fucking tripping

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

A living piece of history is swimming beneath the Arctic ice. This Greenland shark has been alive since 1627.

It was born before Isaac Newton🦈

[Fact @Fact]

If you are buying headphones/speakers, test them with Bohemian Rhapsody. It has the complete set of highs and lows in instruments and vocals

[Dr SHRADDHEY KATIYAR @Wegiveyouhealt1]

Men don't have periods but they DO have cycles (most people never notice):

1. Men run on a daily hormone cycle, not a monthly one.
Testosterone peaks in the morning (around 7-9 a.m.) and drops through the day. That's why many men feel confident, driven, and sharp early and more irritable, flat, or tired at night. It's not moodiness. It's chemistry.

2. Stress hits men hormonally, not emotionally first.
When cortisol (stress hormone) stays high, testosterone drops. The result looks like: low energy, low libido, short temper, zoning out, or needing isolation. Many partners think "he doesn't care anymore," when his body is actually overloaded.

3. Men do experience cyclical emotional dips just shorter and less visible.
Instead of a monthly bleed, men often have 3-7 day "down cycles" triggered by poor sleep, work pressure, conflict, or lack of recovery. During these phases, motivation drops and silence increases. The mistake is forcing connection instead of allowing recovery.

4. Men process internally, then reset suddenly.
Unlike women, who often need to talk to regulate, men's nervous systems recalibrate through rest, movement, and mental quiet.
That's why a man can seem "off" for days then wake up fine like nothing happened. The reset is real.

5. Problems start when cycles are ignored.
When a man never recovers no sleep, no physical outlet, constant pressure the cycle breaks. This is when burnout, depression, erectile issues, and emotional withdrawal appear. It's not weakness. It's biology being pushed too long.

Men don't need fixing during low phases.
They need space, respect, and time to reset.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

DON'T OVERLOOK THESE WARNING SIGNS

Double vision sometimes – nerve problem
Night sweating – hormonal imbalance
Snoring heavily – sleep apnea
Heels pain in the morning – plantar fasciitis
Restless leg at night – low iron
Skin tags – insulin resistance
Waking up at 3am – cortisol rhythm disruption
Bone cracking often – crepitus
Rapid heartbeat at rest – Thyroid disorder
Dry mouth constantly – diabetes early sign
Hair loss in patches – autoimmune condition sign
Stomach cramp – ulcer sign
Grooved nails – mineral imbalance
Tooth enamel weakening – Acid reflux damage
Eye pain – glaucoma sign
Sudden headache – stroke warning
Stiff neck – meningitis warning
Calf pain – blood clot risk
Always tired after meals – blood sugar imbalance
Yellowing of the eyes – jaundice (liver issues)

[BONESAW 🕊️ @BonesawMD]

Your horniness alters its texture & flavour to mirror your internal health.

In woeful, demoralising conditions, people mistake compulsion for libido — They think they possess high sex drives bc they fiend for venereal release constantly.

They are wrong.

This “libido” never manifests elsewhere in their lives.

They touch themselves through desperation. They have no inner appetite - Only a compulsive response to chronically elevated stress.

Once you begin to free yourself from your lowliest impulses each day, you feel an added weight and fullness in your loins. A generative energy replaces what depletes you.

For the first time, you experience a deeper sexual charge that throbs through the entirety of your body.

Everyone around you can sense it.

They savour it because you’re nourishing them too.

[GGM1 Yota @RocketYota]

This has to be the most insane Rocket League lore drop of all time...

Literally the origin of this game

[Fitness Freak @fitdaddy_]

Gym vs Home

[Robert @yoRoburp]

@SamLeakss That -1000 aura tho 👀😂

[Robert @yoRoburp]

@thenihiin I've always been told I look way younger than I actually am...being 35 looking 25! 😇

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Water reveals the perfect reflection of the sunset

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

This is porn omg 🤤🤤🤤