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whoever threw that paper… ya moms a hoe

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Can confirm

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

Every bad bitch has been a barista once

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@yrnmsj Therapy😭😂

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Hii! I'm selling a GA Pit ticket for #KidCudi in #AustinTX. I currently have it listed on CashOrTrade for $30 less than face value. ($234). Lmk if interested!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

TMZ asks followers to take photos of Congress members enjoying spring break following nationwide airport delays:

“While TSA workers are wondering how they will pay their bills, Congress members will be vacationing for spring break […] Send it to TMZ so we can properly put them on BLAST.”

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Let me explain exactly why every new subdivision in America looks like the top photo, because the math is wild.

A mature tree increases a home's value by 7 to 19 percent. On a $400,000 house, that's $28,000 to $76,000. A single shade tree produces the cooling equivalent of ten room-size air conditioners running 20 hours a day. One tree on the west side of a house cuts energy bills by 12 percent within 15 years. The bottom photo is worth more, costs less to live in, and sells faster. This has been documented by the University of Washington, Clemson, Michigan State, and the USDA. The data is not in dispute.

Removing those trees saves the builder roughly $5,000 per lot. Concrete trucks need twice the dripline radius of every standing tree. Utility trenches need flat ground. A bulldozer flattens 200 lots in an afternoon. Preserving trees adds weeks and thousands per home.

So the developer pockets $5,000 in savings and the buyer eats $50,000 in lost value for the next two decades. The person making the decision and the person paying for it have never been in the same room.

The Woodlands, Texas is the proof of what happens when they are. George Mitchell bought 28,000 acres of Houston timberland in 1974 and preserved 28% as permanent green space. He forced McDonald's to build behind the tree canopy. That McDonald's became one of the highest-volume locations in Texas. The first office building, designed to reflect the surrounding forest so you couldn't see it from the street, leased completely.

The Woodlands median home price today: $615,000. Katy, a comparable Houston suburb that clear-cut: $375,000. Named #1 community to live in America two years running.

Fifty years of data. The trees are worth more than removing them saves. Developers clear-cut anyway because they sell the house once and leave. You live in it for 30 years.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it

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Channel Orange Frank Ocean

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

If someone offered you $1,000,000 to listen to one album for 48 hours straight, which album are you choosing ?

[Veronica, Collagen Scientist 🇵🇱 @celestialbe1ng]

“I can’t see you tonight, I’ve got plans”

The plans:

Legs up the wall!! One of the most underrated things you can do for your body (all the hot girls are doing it btw): zero equipment, cost or effort, and it works on nearly every level that actually matters.

“Uh but why would I do that?” I’ll tell you why:

When your legs are elevated above your heart, gravity does the work your sluggish lymphatic system is struggling with.

Venous blood and lymph move back toward the torso, reducing swelling in the feet and ankles, relieving tired legs after hours of sitting or standing, and improving lymphatic drainage.

Stagnant circulation promotes stress signals in your tissues. Fluid that isn’t moving freely = poor tissue oxygenation and waste buildup. Elevating the legs is one of the simplest ways to reverse that.

This position naturally shifts your body into parasympathetic mode: the state responsible for recovery, digestion and cellular regeneration.

You’ll notice slower breathing, lower heart rate, reduced stress hormones, a calmer mind.

Stress physiology is catabolic. It drains energy and accelerates ageing. Relaxation supports mitochondrial function and repair. A posture that quiets the stress response (without supplements, protocols or spending a penny) is brilliant.

This posture also unloads the spine, releases pressure in the lower back, and relaxes the hip flexors and hamstrings.

Your body feels supported and safe, adrenaline and cortisol drop. Muscles and connective tissue release.
A lot of people notice their body temperature warming slightly afterward; that’s improved circulation and reduced stress. Your metabolism is literally switching back on :)

Improved venous return = more efficient blood flow. And it will reduce fatigue, help with mild headaches and promotes mental clarity.

Good circulation and oxygen delivery support oxidative metabolism: the process that keeps your cells producing energy efficiently. When that process is impaired, everything suffers. When it’s supported, everything improves. It’s that straightforward.

How to do it? Sure, I’ll tell you:
Sit sideways next to a wall. Swing your legs up. Rest for 5–15 minutes. That’s it.

Optional additions: a small pillow under the hips, red or warm light, slow nasal breathing.

Works especially well before bed, after work, or after long periods of sitting.

All the hot girls are doing legs up the wall and it combines circulation support, nervous system relaxation and gentle spinal decompression: a proper reset for the body with zero cost and zero risk.

One of those rare things where the simplest answer is the best one :)

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I love you so so so so so soooooo much!! 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 thank you for coming

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

All the videos, they feel real, they look like memories.

It’s almost like the difference between capturing moments and creating content.

(It doesn’t mean other videos are bad, it’s just how these ones make me feel)

[𝙂𝙪𝙧𝙪 ⚔️ @GuruSyre]

At first glance i thought this was a beautiful shot and then i noticed the dog at the bottom and this might just be the greatest wedding photo ive ever come across in my lifetime

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@itskathryndunn You’re a real 1 Kat

[nana @naneinstein_]

I won’t shut up about this, pancreatic cancer kills a person in 4 months btw, it’s resistant to radiotherapy, and fucks two essential parts of the metabolism. this could change the world

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

They're finally admitting it.

[Shining Science @ShiningScience]

🚨 Research shows repeated complaining physically rewires your brain to prioritize stress and negativity.

The way we speak about our daily challenges does more than just vent frustration; it physically alters the architecture of the brain.

When we engage in chronic complaining, we repeatedly activate neural networks responsible for detecting threats and processing stress.

Through the biological process of neuroplasticity, these circuits become stronger and more efficient every time they are used. Essentially, the brain learns to become more adept at finding things to be unhappy about, turning a temporary mood into a permanent biological predisposition toward negativity and fear-based thinking.

As these negative pathways become the brain's default setting, individuals often experience a measurable increase in baseline stress levels and emotional volatility. This heightened sensitivity means that even minor inconveniences can trigger an intense stress response because the brain has been conditioned to interpret the world through a lens of threat. Findings discussed by the Stanford University School of Medicine emphasize that while this mechanism is powerful, understanding the science of affective neuroscience is the first step in consciously redirecting those pathways toward more resilient emotional patterns.

Source: Stanford University School of Medicine. (2023). Neural Plasticity and the Impact of Negative Thought Patterns on Emotional Regulation. Stanford Medicine News.

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

Wearing platform Uggs and yoga pants makes me feel like a beautiful Clydesdale horse

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Lmfao!!!! But wait, there’s MORE!

[📍 Love, Ade. @ade_babyyyyy]

if you think you've seen it all, you clearly haven't been to Jamaica. these people are wìld. wait for it 💀😭

[Joe Fae Glesga @joe_yer99]

Greenland trolling the US.

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@messygirI Feel u

[t. @thandoau]

girl, if you are trying to up your sexy and whimsy, you have to start dancing and stretching. all those stored emotions need a channel for release. put on your favorite album and start dancing in front of a mirror as often as possible.

[isaiah @tlop444]

this song was what the average day in 2016 felt like