Abdii

I'm so credible I'm incredible

[Roving @roving_thinker]

Imagine buying biro for twenty naira and two hundred naira in one lifetime.

[omar-faruk @Omargbebi]

PHCs we're given keke as Ambulances @MSIngawa & Co were giving reasons,today the state had unveiled Opel SUVs more than the number of PHCs as campaign vehicles ......

You can't shame the shameless indeed.

[Nywele Ngumu @mariahsudi]

You retain more info when you write it.. all the systems people make fun of produce excellent students even when they relocate abroad

[DI’JA 🇳🇬🇸🇱 @aphroDIJA]

Rabbi inni lima anzalta ilaya min khairin faqeer

[Abdii @yo_azeez1]

Something like that!!!

[BSN @Barristerstreet]

🇳🇬 JUST IN

Video has emerged showing Nigerian Army troops, alongside members of the Civilian Joint Task Force (CJTF), after reportedly overrunning an ISWAP terrorist camp in the Damboa area of Borno State.

Several insurgents reportedly fled the position, abandoning weapons, equipment and other materials.

[Salim 🍥 @salimpotter]

Golf 3 cars are carrying 4 passengers in their front seats in some states and your officers look the other way to pounce on private vehicles.

You have a bigger problem to tackle.

[Nick's Pizza @Al_Must3rph3r]

Albani is of the opinion that in every local mosque.. A lawyer should occasionally rise up after fajr & enlighten congregation on constitutional rights, basic legal issues, loopholes, lawsuits tips

Doctor should teach CPR, Chronic diseases,prognosis, First aid care, debunk myths.
1/5

[Illusions and Glow ✨ @miss__hooper]

Even Ghana would be under Targaryen rule.

[Top Gun🐼 @mukhtar_usman]

Customers are insane😂

While working as an Airtel customer service rep, one Hausa customer called in really pissed about his airtime that was deducted.

He said I should call myself a thief while we were speaking and insisted I said so before saying any other thing.

[A. O Akinyemi Esq - LLB, BL @heisrahman]

I was Corolla-shamed by a security guard at the Oniru Estate gate close to Item7Go.

I didn’t know the gate was exclusively for residents. The security guard looked at me & in the most condescending tone, said:

“Oga, turn back. This kind car no dey live for this estate."

[Ministan Shaddah👳🏽‍♂️(M.S) @A6da11ah_M5]

And when life finally favors us, may we not put other people’s parents in such situations.

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

Inside danfo this morning, the bus fare was 800 Naira. The woman beside me stretched 700 Naira to the conductor who rejected it immediately with “e gba owo yin pada jare. 800 ni moto”.

The woman replied “na 700 I get my brother, no vex, my uncle”

He didn’t let her land as he had already shifted attention to other passengers. He still replied “mama, mio gbo pa. E fun mi ni 800 mi. Eyin le nra epo si moto fun mi ni?”

The woman kept begging, he also insisted on his full 800 naira while insulting her. The insults were getting to me and since I already gave him 1k and my 200 Naira change was with him, I said “condor, remove her remaining 100 Naira from my change, give me 100”.

The woman looked at me with bad left eye reading “talo ran werey eleyi nise”. She didn’t even let me read meaning to her eyes finish before she shouted “uncle, don’t pay for me. I didn’t ask for your money. Because of 100 Naira, he has insulted me enough and you still want to pay him. Didn’t you hear all the insults? Lai lai. If he can’t accept abeg, he should getaway”.

I looked at the condor, “alaye, 200 naira mi da?” He gave me my money and requested that 700 naira from her. She said “never. Upon all the insults wey you give me? If I pay you 700 after those insults, make I die”.

The conductor started shouting and ready to drag her down at the next bus stop but he no fit. She said that the insults have reduced the money to 500 Naira and she stretched the 500 to him. I was just laughing. I have never seen monetized insults before.

Another passenger now added that what if the conductor start praying for her, will he get his money back? She said “Yes, he should work for his balance”.

I swear, this guy prayed for her from Anthony to Onipanu to collect his 200 Naira.

[Light @lightfinisher]

A player who has 919 goals while playmaking to the highest level without restricting himself to a poacher is far more impressive.

[EJIZZY @ejizzy4real]

I enjoyed this video, but I couldn't help feeling sad watching how long it took the driver to get from Lagos to Abuja.

The distance between Lagos and Abuja is about 530 km, yet the journey took two days.

For comparison, the distance between Montreal and Toronto is about 546 km, and the drive takes roughly 5 hours and 30 minutes.

Earlier this year, my friends drove from Toronto to visit me in Montreal and returned home the very same day.

The contrast is hard to ignore.

The Nigerian government needs to do better.

Providing safe, reliable roads in 2026 shouldn't be an impossible task, it isn't rocket science.

Good road infrastructure improves lives, boosts the economy, and makes travel safer and more efficient.

Nigeria has to work. 🙏🇳🇬

[‏ْ @marklfcx]

Lamine Yamal on Lionel Messi after Spain’s FIFA World Cup triumph over Argentina.

🗣️ Lamine Yamal: “Tonight I lifted the World Cup for Spain, but I also experienced something I’ll tell my children one day. The man who once held me as a baby was standing on the other side of the pitch, fighting for the same dream. Football has a beautiful way of bringing stories full circle.”

“When I looked at Messi after the final whistle, I didn’t just see an opponent. I saw the player who made millions of kids, including me, believe football could be art. I saw the man whose videos I watched over and over, trying to copy things that nobody else could do.”

“I know this defeat will hurt him. You don’t play with that much passion, carry your country again and again, and lose a World Cup final without feeling pain. Even in defeat, he kept demanding the ball, creating chances and refusing to stop believing. That’s what champions do.”

“People will talk about Spain winning this World Cup, and they should. But they’ll also remember that, at an age when most legends have already retired, Messi was still making the world’s best defenders panic every time he touched the ball. That’s extraordinary.”

“The photo of Messi bathing me became one of football’s most iconic images. Today we took another picture together, but this time I could thank him face to face. Without players like him, kids like me wouldn’t dare dream this big.”

“One day another generation will replace mine too. That’s football. But there will never be another Lionel Messi. Records can be broken and trophies can be won, but inspiring an entire generation to fall in love with the game is something only a few people in history will ever achieve.”

“Tonight belongs to Spain. Tomorrow, the debates will continue. But my respect for Lionel Messi will never change. He didn’t need to win this final to prove who he is. For me, he’ll always be one of the greatest players football has ever seen, and sharing the pitch with him was a privilege I’ll carry for the rest of my life.”

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Keyne's World Cup 😄

[Abdii @yo_azeez1]

@simplymsnobody @AlNassrTribune

[RapTV @Rap]

Lamine Yamal & Lionel Messi embrace after Spain's World Cup Final win‼️🤝

[Danjuma Aliagan, PhD @Danaliagan]

If MEN who indulge in Zina or Pornography lowered their gaze, exercised restraint and stopped pursuing unlawful relationships, many more WOMEN would be married.

Free access to illegal sex is not a women-only issue. It takes two to tango. Yet somehow, the burden of preserving chastity is always placed almost entirely on the sisters. Are brothers rabid dogs who when it gets to the issue of sex have no control or autonomy over their desires?

Dear brother in Islam, be too chaste to cheapen yourself, too God-fearing to consume women as though they exist merely to satisfy your desires.

The command to guard one’s chastity was revealed FIRST to men, THEN women.

Hold yourself to the same standard you demand of others.

Let’s always endeavor to make a balanced naseeha. Awon Obinrin ma wa daran o

[Talented🏀🏀 🇳🇬🇿🇦 @TalentedFBG]

Messi 1 World Cup
Yamal 1 World Cup

Guess who’s still having zero😂😂😂😂😂